- Born
- Goes to school
- After high school, got to tertiary to obtain either a degree, masters, diploma etc
- Gets a minimum wage paying 8 to 4 office job for about a year
- Gets a promotion after a while or gets a better paying job
- Gets married to their highschool/ varsity sweetheart
- Have about 3 kids
- Live a happy married life
- Contracts a chronic disease like cancer, diabetes, high blood pressure or something
- Gets into a car crash or is attacked by armed robbers
- Then die
I say:
- If female, try a hot sex session with another woman ( You'll love it)
- Get motherly sloshed atleast once a year
- Dare yourself to do something you'd never do on a normal day
- Travel to a foreign country where no one will understand you, even if you speak english
- Buy a Quad bike/ motor bike/ a very fast sports car or atleast a skate board
- Spend your monthly salary in one day and see how you'll survive the rest of the month
- Get a writen warning for public indecency
- Go for an audition of some sort (pop idols)
- Keep driving until you run out of petrol and get stranded with a bunch of close friends
- Get your heart broken atleast once in your life
- Hug or kiss someone you just met 2 minutes ago
- Stalk your favourite celebrity
- Write a novel, love letter or a poem
- Dye your pubic hair green
- Finally tell a stranger you are madly in love with them, you don't have to really mean it.
1 comment:
Oh really now?? Lets see 8 out of 15 is over 50%
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