SpriNG

I had one of the most interesting conversation with a stranger at a petrol station in Hazyview, it was short but interesting none the less...... A white man in his late 50's, dressed in his jeans and Ferrari branded leather jacket!



His wife was there of cause so ya'll can rule out the thought that I was flirt with the old man.



They were in a group, going for a breakfast drive in their red Ferrari's..............................



Ok, now I was on my way to Graskop and isht, so that is how I got to see them. 8 Red Hot Ferrari's....it was too nice!



I was going on asking him questions like what he does for a living, how many cars he had and isht!

Talk about extremely wealthy people who don't even bother going to work having made their millions eons ago!

Well.........

My life has been quiet and drama-free for some time now, till last night when a certain stalker decided to call me around 23H15. First this guy says he met me in Durban then he says no it was Cape Town! My gosh!!!! I seriously do not know how I get this right.... all these weird incidents just love me!

So anyhoo, BF got quiet pissed with this guy calling every now and then. I just closed my eyes and pretended to be sleeping.

It is spring day........ and it is windy, I was so sure I was literally going to get blown away - by the wind that is. I saw a veld fire spreading like crazy and just hopes that it doesn't come close to our place.

I think I should do the whole spring cleaning, change my room setting with curtains and all.... if only I wasn't this lazy! If it was not a Monday, I would consider splashing every second person I see with a bucket full of water but then I realised that I am 24years old and doing that sort of stuff is not for me anymore coz of the years that keep packing up on me! Why can't I just remain an overgrown baby????

Finding the correct car is not an easy job I tell ya, now that I can buy one... I cannot find one I like that will be within my budget. Oi, if I knew it so much hassle.

Happy Monday........ hope the rest of the week is cool.

New week! Better be a good one.....

I would've thought that it being a Monday I would have lots to write about but Nope... that is not the case!

I guess with the years adding on and realising that you can't go back to being young ever again really gets one to live light..... safe in a way!

Lets face it for a person like me, it's a bit eerie. I've always been the black sheep of the family and the one that was expected to fuck up everything and now I realise that I am not half as bad as my folks see me!

Anyways.... being a goodie2shoes was never my plan but now it seems that I am not a rebel either! I am just a misunderstood weirdo that is quiet cool (so people say)!
Who would've thunk huh????

Ok so here it is for this past weekend~

• Frankie (the cute miniature sausage dog that made my days) is no more... Some older & bigger dogs bit him to death, we just found his short legged body laying on the street like that. I think it is better when you take a dog to be put down rather than just finding it dead like that!
• I am still trying to quit my job (LoL)
• BF is seriously getting on my nerves to the extent that I just want out, last night was just the strangest..... my cuz calls around midnight askin what I'm up 2, so I told him nah, I'm sleeping and that he mustn't come over. Now BF has never met my cuz for some reason so he over reacted and demanding to know what's what. I just got ticked off coz by now he should know that I aint cheatin on his ass!
• With that on Friday I bumped into my ex while we were at some after party... ex and I got to talking a bit and all that (No, we were not trying to get together again) so now BF keeps asking questions about him and isht. I told him all he should know.... that would be that we (ex & I) were just catching up, I am so done with him and we talk now and then!
• His ex's call him and I do not bitch about it.......
• Ok, while at this party thing, we got mugged, it was the funniest thing ever. Well I was scared for a while but quickly laughed it off, I did not lose a lot so f*ck it!
• I am still lookin for a pre-owned car that I can buy...... It's either they are too costly or too old for me to buy!!!
• The Finland guys that were at the Olympic are HOT. I didn't know Fin-like men were so gorgeous!
• I am extremely disappointed with the SPRINGBOKS.... 2 games in a row! No!!! The loss to the All Blacks was embarrassing but understandable but losing to Australia is just not it!
• The less I say about Bafana Bafana the better coz they really know how to piss the isht out of me! The second goal by Teko (I think) was beautiful though!
• 1 medal was all we got, a silver one at that.... WoW! We have to be laughing stock of the Olympics & the African continent! Bring back the Madiba magic please!!!
• I was smashed in a proper manner last Friday! Was so proud when I woke up without a babalas.
• I am hoping for a super week.
• Cold Play, Katy Perry, Adele and the guys that do the song 'Leave out all the rest" totally rock!

Have a good one!

Happy Weekend my People!

It's a Friday and I am feeling good..... compared to how crappy I was feeling last week!!!

So thought I should share this:

Ladies..... Do NOT go dating a guy that work at a bank unless he is the manager or works with investments etc coz consultants and tellers are broke!!!

This I say coz I know, BF is a something consultant at a bank and the man is not rolling in the dow as most people think. Basically they work with big figures, count them and advice millionaires how to spent/save their monies!!!

Well I hope that was helpful for those who thought.... "hmmm, I should marry a man that works for a bank"! oh, an gents, that goes for ya'll too - your GF might ask u 4 some $ around the 5th of the month as they get paid on the 20th of the month!!!

****so that is it for totally useless information for the week****

I am car hunting..... a 2nd hand car that is!

The one I wanted to get last week is no more..... owner got into an accident and the car was written off, the guy survived but then again that aint got isht to do with me,all I wanted was his car!!!

So ya, I am busy with that right now, I had to decide to get a ride as it seems I cannot do proper things without one. Every second post I see on the paper requires that you have one!!! I can't avoid al those costs forever!

Happy weekend!

***Ok, Holy N & Kasie, I will NOT go to a sangoma! I need me some Jesus***

*** What is happening 2 me***

I feel a bit weird...............

Like I'm in some soapie or drama, so for a lil' while I will just disappear till I am cool again!!!! It's so strange.... I've been wanting to end things with BF for the past 4 days but everytime I'm about to tell him to f*ck off, I feel like I'm in too much like with him!

Everybody else just seems to be pissin' the isht out of me ~

and I am not one to be easily irritated, that is why I am so worried.

(and no I are not Preggies so it can't be that)

IYOH!

Hmmmmmmm

Some one said I must go consult a sangoma as we believe somebody might be bewitching moi.... I didn't believe at first but black people have a way of making one believe all sorts of rubbish. So yeah... I'll be doin that (I will let ya'll know what "they" say).

Oi, ya'll heard about that satanic kid in Krugersdorp or somewhere close that murdered some kid with a sword, they say he was in black...... now that is some scary shit!!!

The only guy to win a medal (even though it's a silver) for S.A will be the talk of the country when he comes back I tell you..... what the hell is happening to our athletes in Beijing, I just do not get why they couldn't get even one bronze medal (atleast). Ryk..... what's up dude, thought you were the best swimmer the country had.

Anyhoo, I think I have a lot of other things to give me sleepless nights than thinkin about the olympic.

Am still undecided!

Ok Thursday today...........

Am on a mission to get my momma to give me $ to deposit a skorokoro 4 myself as I now realise that I actually need one. Sucks really coz now everybody @ home will see that I still cannot do stuff 4 myself (it would have been a different case if I was getting paid the $ I deserve). SO now it is back to the begging and sucking up to the woman!!!

Ok, I now have to return the HR guy's call coz I was avoiding my phone the whole day yesterday!!! Yoh and I don't know what to say to him ~ "Errr, hi.... I'm returning a call I missed yesterday..... mmm, I am still trying to sort out my transport issue before I fax back the signed appointment letter." Hope he understands..... actually they are not even supposed to be begging my ass, surely they have other people that they can hire for the same job. Oh Gosh!!!

Am feeling a bit sick-ish, just a bit...... and I suspect I might have a slight case of diarrhoea! I love flavoured milk and yesterday I bought 12 of them in different flavours, too much dairy has never been good for anyone!

Before I forget~ Ya'll never believe what I found when I tried putting my hand down BF's pants.... a box of ganja/maryJane/weed whatever ya'll call it!!! Apparently he was hiding it while @ work! I just do not know what goes on in that man's mind!

Can't wait for the weekend, just wanna sit and enjoy movies.

Wanted is a good movie..... also finally watched Kung Fu Panda - 'twas great! Still haven't gotten a chance to do Hancock but I must soon!!!!

mOre ProbLEms.........

Ok....... seems like I am not winning here!

The new job (I haven't signed yet though) required that I ave my own car,

GUESS WHAT

I don't own one!!!!!

that sucks real bad, see I knew the day would come when I need to have a car..... I planned on saving for one the next thing you know I am busy spending that same money.

I never, till now been desperate to have my own ride as I used a family car or a friends to get to where ever I needed to go.

That is the reason why I haven't quit yet...... what if it doesn't work out!

Job description says I have to travel to all town in MP for business!!!!

Why can I just win the lotto so I could start my own thing ~ The "thing" I've been dreaming of for years now.

Oi, this is tough........

and they still have no idea of what is goin on (here @ work I mean).

HeLP

I'm supposed to be jumping up and down right now but I am not ~ It's a bit sad really!

I have just received my appointment letter from some company that wants to employ me.

Here is the story (for those who don't know what's going on):

• I've been really frustrated in my current job, that would be the reason why I went out and applied for every job I thought I was fit for. There were good interviews and the bad one obviously.
• My bosses were sometimes not very nice and I often felt like I could just quit but I didn't coz I needed the money.
• The new job will start on the 1st September, they are offering me almost 2grand than what I am currently earning and 7% commission should I reach my target of R100 000 or more....... I could've settled for R500 difference, as long as I could just stop working here!
• The problem now, however is that I don't know how to tell my bosses that I am leaving in a few weeks.
• I need help.................... do advice on how I should approach them!

Ya ne!

I don't know why I am even thinking twice about this........... I mean everybody knows how shity my male boss treats me!!!

See what I said about me being too nice and tolerant??????

Like I feel bad coz I know I am irreplaceable (they just don't know it yet) and they will soon realise that they should've given me my raise when I asked for it!!!!

Hmmmm. I need to go think about this, it is a major decision for me! This was my first job, since I left tertiary ~ this is the only place I have worked, It's all I know.... !

Ok, I need some time alone!!!

Women's day, weekend and all and all!

Women's day tomorrow..........



and I still haven't heard if we are having a week day off or not, it is a Friday and I am @ work!



Not nice @ all.



Moving on swiftly ----------------> I am NOT gon' bitch about anything today, figured that it'll make me look like a bitter person when in fact, I am the nicest person I know.... I promise you , I am probably one of the very few people that can actually tolerate all sorts of shit that people throw my way, and I do that with a smile!!!



Well, tomorrow was supposed to be date day.... meaning that BF is supposed to take me out on a date but guess what, I will be paying for ev'thing! See yesterday was his older brother's B'day and he bought him a huge gift leaving rather broke as he gets paid 10 days before moi.



That is really shity BUT he will pay for that one way or another...... oh he bought me another cute bag, quite costly too but hey I aint complaining!



Lots of events tomorrow



and I am not planning to attend any of them, its chill @ home or with cool friends and have normal fun, One requires that you look glamorous!



Finally gonna introduce BF to my momma as she will be visiting next week before she goes back to Dublin..... I'm not quite sure why I am doing this but ya I am. And no she will not be staying with us at the house, she sleep else where like a hotel or something.



I really hope all female people would enjoy their day tomorrow.... well actually enjoy the whole month. I wish I could say the entire year but that would be pushing it as we all know, It's not always smooth sailing. Well anyhoo



I am learning how to play a guitar in an attempt to serenade my man one of these day.... I need a professional to help me though, teaching myself isn't actually that effective as I think that everything I play is good (even when I can clearly hear that it aint the case)

BiTcHiNG - 2

Why did I even bother coming in to work today????? Only the gawds know what goes on in this mind of mine!

I'm black, I should still be in bed right now............ free day off! And what do I do..........? No I must go to work, what if I get too much work to cover the following day blah, blah!!!! Dear me, why did I have to be so nice.

Oh well, there is BEEF in the house between the house mates! Its like me, BF and his brother against everyone else.

Reasons:

• 2 Cell phones have gone missing, one dude claims someone must have broken in.... which thief leaves all the really valuable stuff to go steal 2 cheap phone??? Duh
• One says he is gatvol with us making noise on Friday nite..... now that is just stupid! It is a FRIDAY Night, WTF? After a long week, we just wanna come home relax, have a few beers while listening to music in a normal manner before we start going crazy all over town.
• One complains that other people eat all his favourite food and so on.... well that is the same person that didn't put in money for groceries. Oh, he also wont eat the polony coz someone left it unclosed in the fridge????
• The other one owes us half the rent from last month.
• I, for the last 3 weeks have been using my own money to feed 4 men coz they were "broke", I didn't bitch about it...... till this morning when one guy said "oh I bought bread yesterday and now its almost finished"! How dare you bitch about bread when I have spent close to a thousand rands feeding your ass when you were broke ~ That was my answer.
• We all agreed that on the 1st of every month we all pop out R1400 for rent & the rest of the things we pay for..... funny enough, when the time comes - people start acting stupid ans ask too many questions about how much we much actually pay.
• Basically I've just lost my cool with them and am ready to move out and find a new place.... I'll still live with BF (Free massages, manis & pedis, he washes dishes and cleans).

So tonight I am meeting with our landlord so I can tune him whats what.

Oh and there is just too much gossiping going on in that house ~ just so you have to know I am not even part of it, its what you get when you put a black man that acts like a woman & a white man who hates his own kind in one room. So sickening!

Haai ke......

Since the 9th is on a Saturday.... when are we having a day off, Friday or Monday????

Hollar!

**BiTcHiNG**

I've got so much bitching, I actually don't know where to start!

1. The first one has to go to my moody house mate, that dude is so moody you'd swear he was pmsing.... really, he's just actin like a bitch these days and I will confront him tonight. I took some time out to calm down coz I knew I was gon' say some hectic things had I spoken yesterday. To top that he still denies that he is gay, a straight man wouldn't do what he's doing!!!

2. Whe you going to publicise an event all over facebook, have banners & posters everywhere.... you better make sure you deliver what is promised!

• Friday night BF & I went to La Kalabash VIP Lounge Launch........ that promised to be mother of all parties to date (in Nelspruit that is),
• We were told to "Dress to Kill", "No entry if you do not look the part".... Bull shit, here is what I have to say: Sasco..... Blue Jeans & a white shirt witha KWV scarf is not dressing to kill, how the hell are we supposed to stick to the dress code if the organiser himself is wearing like he's going to the shops, oh and DARK SHADES AT NIGHT are NOT "IT", them so-called celebs you see on tv are not fashion icons, quit trying to be like them. That goes for you too Brian!
• Please, the next time you invite people to a function........ warn them before hand that they are going to a Nigerian owned venue coz damnit those Naija brothers were all over the show pushing us from side to side!!!
• Where the hell have ya'll seen a "VIP Lounge" with disgustingly dirty toilets that some of us had to run to the parking lot to go squat there (Trust me hygenically, the parking lot was safer than those toilets). Brown, smelly toilets... YUK. I saw some chick there pissing in the basin coz she couldn't stand going nto those toilets..... some other girl puked there too.
• The welcome drinks were shity too..... one had a choice between cheap red wine or KWV whiskey that I swear tasted like brandy!
• They ran out of Marzen Golds................................................... WTF?
• Half the seats there were broken?????
• The music was ok
• Oh, next time.... make the dj's and artists feel welcomed, no free booze or atleast water for the DJ's.

3. Kliff ~ for your career's, please ditch those dancers you had on Friday....... they'll fuck up your stage act. Blue & Cream are their names!!! With stage names like that what would one have expected anyways.

4. Sdunkero ~ The one SAMA award you received didn't make you..... We did. Stop frotin and never 4get the ones who supported you before you became "it".

5. May my ex fling-shag buddy person please get over himself, you are not gawd gift to women, no you are NOT...... and stop askin me to but you a drink, aren't you supposed to be loaded??? You claimed you were!

6. I wish pretty girls would stop sellin themselves short, or being whores I don't know which one to use. At this day and age with aids being the way it is, girls shouln't be goin out looking to be laid by anyone who spents small change on them. That is so not fashionable, especially these students that leave rural areas comin here to study and end up being biatches! EuWW...

Ok then...... I think I am done for now but will be back!!!