Monday, June 14, 2010

Howdi...........

Am I the only person that feels just normal now that the world cup is finally here.

Personally I blame it on winter, it gets so cold that the thought of going to the Fan Park is just a naah ahh! I do not own anything warm...... I can walk into a shop with the intention of buying a jacket or jersey and will leave with a sleeveless top instead. Even back then I just used to wear Tumelo's jackets all coz I couldn't find a jacket that speaks to me!!!!

So because it'd be too cold for me to out, I chill indoors and watching soccer alone doesn't make much sense to me. I must admit though, many people are goin insane - almost every facebook status update is on soccer, flags on cars, the works and here I am with not even a Bafana shirt. But that does not in any way mean that I do not support our national team!

I was hoping for Ras Dumisani to redeem himself by singing the natonal anthem again - correctly this time though.......... oh well we can't always get what we want vele. lol.

Friday, March 26, 2010

What I want to do before my next birthday!

1. Enter Big Brother Africa - I am so serious about this hey!


2. Go for advanced driving lessons @ Kyalami - I am a good driver though, just want to perfect it (hahahaha).


3. Go camping - tent and all. I do go to lodges with camping sites but have this fear of sleeping in the wilderness. Horror movies have removed all desire to go into the "woods".


4. Pursue that Online Magazine dream I've had for the last 5 years.


5. Have an arguement free conversation with my mother and actualy tell her everything.


6. Try out those Kulula/Shot Left holiday packages. I have a feeling that I might enjoy Knysna.


7. Mack on a guy. (Oh dear)


8. Pimp my ride - myself*** and - Yes, learn how to change a tyre.


9. Possibly leave Nelspruit - It's about time. Polokwane, Bloemfontein or Cape Town????


10. Introduce the concept of hugging in family.... I know that sounds strange but honestly my family is distant, the kids get along very well with each other while the grown folks have a somewhat cold feeling towards each other. No parent in our family has a good relationship with their own kids. Strange family I come from I tell ya.

Well, that's it! If I can atleast do 3 or a lil more of the above, I'll be almost satisfied!!!!

It's Friday! YaY.........

Tequila?

Yes!

And I need to relax!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I need RELATIONSHIP advice - pronto!

It has taken me a whole year, yes a year get over him..... remember him, the one that rocked my boat 2007 - 2009! We had to good times and I believed he was my "soul mate" - bet you didn't think I believe in that huh????

So I have put myself out there - but damn I've had to be careful, with all those vulture and users out there.

I've "liked" 3 people since then and every time I thought of giving it a chance with them, I always found reasons not to. Some of the reasons wouldn't make much sense to you but yes, different strokes for different folks (whatever that was meant to justify). If the tables had to be turned on me, I'd probably flip like WTF but ke that is besides the point - what's important here is that I protect my heart and ego.

Apparently I am "cold hearted" too, hey I didn't know that till a few days ago when a friend and the supposed-to-be-new boyfriend went out to a club and I left him standing to go mingke with my peoples - we had just met the day before so naturally I didn't want to seem like I am the clingy type (That is my justification for my actions) and naye he knew a lot of people there so he wasn't totaly alone. Tumelo thought so as well, he said I didn't love him enough - or rather didn't show it enough. I don't know hey - I'm aquarian, go read my star sign and you'll understand why I am like that.

One thing for sure is that it does get lonely in singleville, especially when I call up my peoples and they all tell me that they are spending time with the partners!!!! *SMH*
I feel betrayed after I hang up the phone!

Yo, y'all tell mw now - HOW DO I GET HOOKED UP? and make it last, put aside all reservations and the thoughts of being heart broken????? Help a sitah will ya!

Friday, March 5, 2010

Realy, there is absolutely nothing more interesting than the human life itself! - and I will not back that up with an explaination of why I think so... simply put - I am just sayin'.

And I do just want to bitch about my employer a lil' bit (hoping that she never discovers that I run this blog).

I swear it is like she wakes up in the morning and thinks "hmmmm, I wonder how can I f*ck Khensani's day today, nothing much just annoy and piss the isht outta her till she start spitting fire!?"

Wow.

On the brighter side of that, they say you are dead if no one thinks or talks about you!!!

Looking forward to an awesome weekend - yes!

Monday, February 22, 2010

Thank the gods VDay is over!!!

Yes, it was just another Valentine's Day that was just like any other day to me - I have never gotten anything special on this particular date, so ya - I figure that it realy is not relevant to m e anymore. Better now that I am out of school and no one can FORCE me to wear Red and White, Red alone, or STAR White!

I am not bitter about it, no I am NOT.

Besides, I am one of those who wants gifts any other ordinary day and Valentine "the original one" is no relative of mine. Everyday should be valentine's day........ uh? No. We human beings are too selfish for that.... It's 2010 and we are still blaming the "recession" for being stingy!

To all those who believe in V.Day. Good luck - for next year!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

This is a public Announcement............

Yeah, now that I have your attention:

I just wanted to remind all of you that my birthday is coming up again (09 February 2009), I am not too picky so any type of present will be appreciated!!!!

I have also decided that I'll be 25 again this year, in fact, I plan on being 25 for the next 4 years.

Don't be shy to ask for my number and delivery address hey!!!!

***one would think that by now I would've have stopped being obsessed with my birthday***

That aint gonna happen mates!

Mcwaaah!

Monday, January 25, 2010

I'm a Millionaire.................. fok it, realy now!

Stichting de Nationale SporttotalisatorLucky Day Lotto Nl.Laan van Hoornwijck 55,2289 DG Rijswijk-The NetherlandsKVK 41151075

Dear Sir/Madam,

We write to inform you that the results of the Netherlands LUCKY DAY LOTTO Promotion new year anniversary, held on 4th day of January, 2010 , have been released. Your email was attached to a ticket that won the lotto in the second category.

Therefore, a prize amount of One Million Dollars ($1.000.000.00) shall be your total payout after the official verification of your identity. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000.000.00 email addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the Internet.

The sum has been awarded to your email address in our online randomly selected email. Hence you did not have to apply in any way or form for this participation,as it is strictly for email users around the world.

At this juncture, your payment will be made by our appointed claim agent, for the details of this notification, kindly send your complete Names, Address,Age, Occupation, Telephone Number and your country of origin to the accredited claim agent officer, Mr. Jan Peters (Director of Operation) M.A.M & Finance, via this email address: (mediterraneoamf@live.nl) or (jpetersnl@aim.com) for the processing of your prize.

Congratulations!!!

Yours Faithfully,Mrs. Nessen DelsinkPromotion Manager

Reply to: mediterraneoamf@live.nl

Realy? Are these people kidding me ~ ok here's another mail I received.... read on

FROM THE DESK OF MR MOHAMMED
ALIREGIONAL MANAGER INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANK
KUMASI BRANCH GHANA.


Dear friend,My name is Mr Mohammed Ali, I am the regional manager of the International Commercial Bank kumasi branch Ghana. I got your information during my search through the Internet. I am 48years of age and married with 3 lovely kids.

It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don't want problem, but i don't know how you will feel about this because you might feel that its scam yes there are many scam. but am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret after doing this transaction with me.


I only hope we can assist each other. But If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again.I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the regional manager of the International Commercial Bank; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra-Ghana at the end of each year. On the course of the last year 2008 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made Three million seven hundred and fifty thousand dollar [$3, 750.000.00] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.

As an officer of the bank I cannot be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist receive this money into your bank account for us to SHARE. While you will have 40% of the total fund.

Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.

If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much.As soon as I receive your response I will details you on how we can achieve it successfully.

I will want you to reply me through my private email address at (alimohammed1899@gmail.com)

Best RegardsMohammed Ali,

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I just needed to share this.......

Reporter:''Yini i-ANC ne IFP bangezwani''? Kubuza ireporter kuShenge.

Shenge:''ngizokuphendula mawuzophendula lembuzo ewu 3



Shenge:1.''yini amakaka enkomo?'

Reporter: ''ubulongwe'' kuphendula ireporter



Shenge: 2.yini amakaka enkukhu?

Reporter: ''isitibhili'' kusho ireporter



Shenge: 3.Ubani upresident wase Afganistan?

Reporter: 'angimazi'' yaphendula ireporter



Shenge: ''uyabona ke wazi amasimba nje kuphela ayikho into

engingayikhuluma nawe''

Monday, January 11, 2010

Welcome to the year of great things!

Oh my, how long have we been waiting for 2010?

And now that it is here............................ nothing much has changed! Waaaah

I thought my imaginery empire would be up and running by now, I had a heck lot of other wishes for this year too!!!!

One thing for sure though - I am finaly going to do ME!

If no one suports on this, then fokof.... disown me vele, coz kusho ukuthi you do not want to see a smile on this chikita's face!!!

I missed blogging so much!

I am 26years this year and I feel way younger than I did last year - yes, I want to be forever young!!!

Hayi ke, let's see what great things we will all do this year!

Let's GO!