Monday, January 21, 2008

As I had thought.... Boring weeekend!

Well I did have a quiet weekend indoors.... that included very first mini argument with HP on Friday night and denied meself a good shag coz I was quite pissed off!

Saturday came and still had no plans so decided to make house spotless, did laundry and cooked. HP came to visit after work and decide we should get smashed....... brilliant plan, yes,yes! Kwaki came over but had to leave to BCR, leaving me & HP to get sloshed together. After a couple of Amstels (mcwah), we got to deep in conversations and ended up talking about isht from the past - scandals came out - but I had to blame it on the booze (oldest & most stupid excuse ever).

Than I fell sick...... was more pissed off coz it is no shagging for the next 4 days for me!!!

New week and in a few minutes power cuts will hit us and I'll have to pretend to be busy with something (I do most of my work on pc). Damn load shedding!!! If I was working @ the Government complex for one of those departments.... I'd be enjoying as I'd just pack my belongings and hit the road heading home for a nap (weather so in favour for that @ 22degrees with rain).

Manje eish BEE boss doesn't play that isht..... time is $$$, no time for taking naps!

I'll log of & try to get as much work done while I still can!

HP is a sweetheart!

Oops.... I think I've officially gotten it bad 4 the dude, no worries though - it'll pass. Soon I pray, love makes people do funny things!

Friday, January 18, 2008

Am too broke to do isht.

So since I have been dropping hints about wanting presents for my b'day, HP caught on and decided to ask me what I exactly wanted and................... I couldn't answer! See, "we" are still new so I felt that I shouldn't go all expensive on him! I was thinking something like an apple phone, a Wii or X-Box maybe or a nice GENUINE leather bag but then again there will be another b'day (hopefully, we'll still be dating).

Am sensing a dull weekend, reason = am toooooo broke, I am just in pieces! Praying for a friend to rescue me and get me intoxicated, just a little bit you know! And maybe take me to a noisy place with people dancing, drinking and having fun - obviously at their expense! LoL...

Or I'll just opt to stay indoors but when I hide myself then people will be worried, thinking I am sick or dead but it is actually worse - I'm broke!

Month-end isn't too far so I'll be brave for a lil' while! See, cute people also go broke, we just don't show it!

I bet if I had to "spring-clean" my place especially the bedroom, I'll find coins and hopefully a note, preferably a blue'ish, whitish one.

No more bitching for the day, so I will end it right there!

Okay................ happy weekend!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

I R Getting Older - Again

And just so no one tunes me the "Oh really? I didn't know" or "I totally forgot" or "Agh, darl... Happy belated" isht!



I'll say it while it is still good and early neh, I R be turning 24 on the 09th February 2008, which will be in 23 days! Yes I have been counting.



See for me there are only a few days I really look forward to - My B-day, the long weekend that makes Monday a public holiday automatically and New years eve! I have no other things that I have to celebrate.



So this is my somewhat weak attempt to get gifts or atleast a happy b'day msg ke.



I don't know what I'll be doing this year, I'm thinking a "surprise" b'day party 4 myself @ Masinga's dam- and I will act surprised!!!!



All gifts will be highly appreciated.......... yes any gift, I'm not too pick but for those who don't know what to get me - I'll take any pinotage, merlot or atleast a Four cousins Rose (If budget is too tight) but better make that the 1,5l bottle!



Oh ya and maybe new curtains for my lounge!



Ya, the thought that I'm actually getting older shocks me sometimes coz I still like playing a lot, like really playing! But "they" do say that one is only as young or old as they feel..... sometimes I feel like a teenager!

Hot, hot day

Good news is that I made that audition I had to do....... and got a call back - yay!!! Sad part is that I might have to cut down on my alcohol binges, so I do not run my mouth like I do when I'm excited and intoxicated.

I have to record a pilot episode and ke I've decided that my first interview will be with a fellow blogger, though he doesn't know it yet! It just makes sense that way! Had to write some proposal isht kind of thing.... I did and as soon as they gimme a green light, then I'll let the person know!

I never asked how much I'd be getting paid, figured it's only normal for me to wonder - if we are getting paid! Imagine having a career that doesn't pay, Eish, I'd rather stick to my normal job!!!

Funny! The sms I got read "Congra!!!! U made it on our odishin", haai kabi but imagine getting a script with serious spelling mistakes like those neh........

It is fcukin hot in Nelspruit - as if that aint new! I'm developing some other heat rash look-alike-thing on my face, so sad!

I have a guest that I want to tell to leave already, it's been 4 days and I R starting feel uncomfortable at my own place......... clearly she has over-stayed her welcome! Ya'll should've seen the surprised look I had on my face when I opened my fridge and cupboards yesterday just when I got back from work............... now that was a Kodak moment! People need to understand that I am used to living alone and for that reason whatever that is in my house is only enough for 1 person -me! Simple, HP even knows that when he comes over he brings his own isht.

Can't be supporting another grown ass woman, isht! I've got my own ass to worry about..... I don't even have a pet to look after, so how much more a 22yr old woman! If I were lesbian and gettin some from her, I'd probably see this differently but nah......

Pls do advice on how to get rid of friend that lives off moi!

Monday, January 14, 2008

Oh but why..........?

I say Load Shedding se gat!!! Just when I was typing away trying to be done with office work so I could get away for a minute............ power failure, serious! Our gate is so dumb, it has to be opened manually if there is no power! Had no choice but to take a 2 hour nap under my desk, no music, no Internet, no coffee..... ya neh!!!

Yo, what happened to Spackle or whatever her name was, she did a few trax with R.Kelly. Loved her music, pity she joined the has beens of American music.

News are so depressing......... there for I refuse to watch them! Will just catch I need to, like the ever so wrong weather report.

Thought I was gonna have a quiet weekend with HP and nope that didn't quite happen, his brother came to visit........................... then on Sunday, Nonsense came to visit, the whole fcukin day - she even slept over! See I had it all figured out................. I was gonna wake up, take a baths, pretend to clean my place, have breakfast then get laid....... watch a few movies and get laid............ have a snack somewhere in between, then get laid again............... make supper, eat and get laid, watch something on TV, sleep, wake up and get laid!!!!

Now how do I do that when there is like 8 people drinking Amstel & Marzen golds outside. Was a bit pissed off, though I did manage to get some lovin this mornin when I woke up.............. someone was late for work vandag!!!

heee, heee...... am tired but very pleased!!!

Oh but why..........?

Friday, January 11, 2008

KWV

Ok.... something very weird!

Wait, first of all I didn't know KWV made wine, I thought it was just brandy & probably something else similar.

So manje I was reading a letter dated 20 November 2007, calling me in for an interview on the 03rd December 2007..... apparently I applied for some Brand Ambassador position!

Why I think it is weird: I have never applied for that job period! I have already missed the "interview" and ke if I did apply for that job why don't they have all my contact details i.e cell #, and the letter was sent #10.... I haven't been using that address in over a year! I know I am an alcohol-lover but ke imagine if all this happened in good time...... the gonna be in CT, all that wine.... my gawd!!!

Ok can't cry over that now.... nice trick though ( if it was 1)!

Back to today... Friday it is and I aint got plans! Nonsense called saying she wants to visit kusasa, HP too. I think I need a new hobby!

Happy weekend to all.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Rainy days, auditions and HP

Am on a mission to find HP's brother a girlfriend.... the dude keeps popping up 4 a "visit" whenever HP is @ my place! I hear he hasn't been laid in 10months......... and right now he is attracted to a person who might be a hazard to his mental state.

Apparently I'm an internet whore........................ still don't understand why though!

Getting into MBTV might be harder than I thought, especially since I haven't been paying much attention to Splacka - HP be the reason for that! Was called in for some sort of audition @ short notice, script & all.... I tell you this for free - It wasn't the best, I am however hoping for a call back so I can nail it the second time around! I just rocked up there after work, dressed like me nje, a box of Chicken Licken Hot Wings @ hand and looking very lost when I saw all those females sitting with scripts there............. make-up, heels and hairstyles! Me thought - What Da Fcuk, just then they all turned to look @ this freak. Ok, I thought to myself! One thing though, the next time they decide to have a script done - they must puhlease get someone who can write proper English.... that makes sense!!!! It might just be less confusing for some of us!

Back on Hot wings story..... Ya'll should have seen the look at that woman's face when I was making drive-through or rather a Fly-thru as Chicken Licken said it, order! I specified that my order was "to go" with an accent.... like duh? I felt like annoying someone just nje coz I can!!!

Gawd I wish this rain could just stop..... I running out of clean clothes coz I haven't done my laundry in a long, long time!
Add to that, waking up in the morning is not that nice.... I feel like I can just sleep the whole day!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Freak'staz

After dancing like a freak on some weird drug and macking on a 3o'something old mahosha - thinking it was his last weekend in Nelspruit................ Kwaki will only leave in Feb. I'm sure not a lot of people notice how funny you looked on that dance floor my friend!

Ok then besides all of that, I have a home made porn clip................. and I'll keep that to myself for fear of thought of as a nympho and freak!

Why must January be so slow?

Haaa, I do hope to see faces in Nelspruit this year though! I have been chilling with people who are not exactly the kind of people I'd like to be seen with! No names will be mention for fear of being sued for "defamation of character" or maybe it might just be that I'm scared of what they'd do to me................ er? NOT.

Truth is as much as I look like the junkie type, I'm actually not and for that same reason I hate being around people who do cocaine and all those funny drugs.

What day is it today??? Holiday fever hasn't fully left my system yet

Friday, January 4, 2008

December...........

Back at work already - I suck sometimes!!!

Low down on what we got up to these holidays................

Firstly I gotta say this - Uhuru is a CRAZY freak, finish & klaar! If I say more than this than I'll revealing too much so for fear of being asked too many questions I shall end it right there.

Some friends are in a very lost space.............

I said I was gonna fall in love this year and yup, I'm well on my way to being someones girlfriend..... HP is officially the man ( I never shut up so you'll get the low down on the relationship)

Kwaki is leaving for Venda - urh, Good Luck I guess ( make us proud and get that degree or whatever that you'll be doin'). He says he exercises now... by walking to town - wow!

Blaque is an even bigger FREAK..... talk about a person who'll confuse 5 people all at once! Be good in Jozi wena otherwise izoku gwinya!!! Buza abaziyo!

People have been threatening to quit drinking........... I, on the other hand do NOT make empty threats or promises so ke mina ngizobona what this year brings out of me!

Lebowakgomo rocks - for a place in the middle of a very dry and rural area.... Had much fun there! Try sitting in between a current boyfriend & an ex-fling in the same car - nice!

RIP to Keith aka Bhubesi ( don't know his surname) - a drinking buddy passed away 2 days before Xmas, apparently there was a prostitute in the car with them! We will miss you dearly - as we will be one short of a person who will entertain us by blackin out.

Will post on some more of what went down..................