Thursday, February 21, 2008

The new Help....

For the first time in my life I have a maid.......

Ya at my parent's house there was a person "helping" with the cleaning and the washing! So this female is doing my laundry today.... and possibly cleaning my house (House means a Bachelor's flat in my terms)! I must say that I am not too comfortable with the thought of a stranger being @ my place while I'm @ work or away. I leave my things anywhere coz well I live alone and do not believe that I have to hide my things!

It is a relief in a way coz I haven't had time to do my washing since February started, yup, it has been that long! I get home around 5 and on weekend I am usually recoverying from the Friday night drinking thing I like so much, I do not own a waching machine so I did my laundry by hand. So, so difficult to be a young, working, wanna-be something (someday soon) woman and still have time to do all these chores that take up so much time....... pheww and I'm still to have a "live-in-lover" and a bambino, how will I ever cope when the time comes????

Hope nothing goes missing or "misplaced" as I am very much scared pf confrontations. Will have to find out later on today if I want to keep the help!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

BorinG DraMa

Oh bumber..... Man- Stealer- Drama not as juicy as I'd like it to be!

Turns out that the woman, flirted with HP while they were at some Road show thingy for FNB (where they both work) last weekend!

So HP get to telling the story and this what he said happened:

On the bus headed to some where in Secunda, the woman was askin him questions about his "girl friend" = me, and all that other nonsense about true love and isht. After the promos that they were doing, they all went drinking ( and HP not being much of a drinker got drunk too quickly - huh), suddenly him and the woman were deep in conversation (her telling him things a bit too private) and then sometime during that she asked him to walk her to the loo then outside for a smoke......

That is where she apparently "asked" to kiss him and he says he though she was kidding... blah, blah - bottom line he kissed her back!

And he says that is where it ended, nothing more than a kiss! Right, at this point of the story I was not pissed @ all!

So comes Monday @ their work place.... woman was calling HP and talking dirty to him.... tee, hee! Askin him how he liked the kissed and if he would like more than that, er..... I've spent enough time with HP so I knew his response before he told me - "eish, eish.... ah, no". (He has issues with women who are upfront about what they want, he becomes shy/embarassed when some women come on to him, learnt the hard way!)

So it was a night of flirty like text msg's mixed with confessions of how her husband doesn't appreciate her, what, what, he's cheating and all that nonsense! Oh and how she is what HP needs, not some immature 24year old girl that will never be enough for him........huh??? Imagine! And she has never seen me before. My Gawd!!! The nerve of that woman.......

But I have decided that she is bored with herself and her messy relationship... and I won't be bothered coz that man she's after sleeps on my bed, next to me every night.... except for when I've had alcoholic beverages, nonetheless, he's close enough!!!

See.... boring drama, much like scandal on etv, puhshhh!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

YaY... I Love Drama

Finally, drama in my "Love" life - YaY...............

Apparently there is some older woman (+- 38) that is wanting to steal my BF.

Was starting to feel like I was the only woman who thought HP is good Lover-Material! Phewwww!!!

Ok, HP is visiting later tonight and will tell me what's goin' on! So I'll let you know what's up tomorrow!!!!

Having a very hectic day @ work..... busy, busy, busy!

Monday, February 18, 2008

SLow MonDaY

Ok, new week.... the whole love-thing madness has faded a bit, had a working weekend and I am tired as hell but since I work 4 BEE boss I had to drag my ass to work even after I cried diarhhoe (Spelling???) & exhaustion! My skin colour had changed to navy black after the bloory sun toasted me, that place was fcukin hot.

Had booked accommodation @ some Guesthouse house in BadPlaas and because finding a proper place to sleep there can be close to impossible on the weekend the wasn't any room for being too picky but eish that place was seriously dodgy, and it did cost like R240 p.p so I had to make new plans and convinced some reservations lady @ Aventura to give us rooms, leaving the Guesthouse person quite pissed coz she had to cancel her plans to accommodate us! Our sound engineer guys managed to pick up a few chicks and took them back to the hotel, funny picture.....

My thoughts: Uneducated women from rural areas that hang out & drink zamalek (Carling Black Label) at the local shebeenS are just not a plan, finish! And some don't believe in condoms..... huh..... can U imagine? Drinking Savanna is an upgreade for some of them, the guys bought them a 12 pack and they didn't even have to say much to make them come with. I didn't even ask what went down when I saw the guys @ the stadium the following morning - they were babalaazed, that much I know! Am scared at the behaviour!!!


Do ya'll have any idea how much make-up some of these artist put n their faces to look so good. haai, I was disturbed by the Before - Immediate -and- after images of Chomee ( signed to 999 music)!

Fact: Arthur Mafukate aka King of Kwaito (if he still calls himself that) really sucks and only the gods know what would happen to his carreer without those lil' and Old girls in the skimpy rags they'd like to call "outfits"...? Those girls can dance or maybe its the jumping around and showing off of under wear that confuses us so much? Someone wise tell him to resign as a singer and rather stick to producing!

As I am typing this, ne, I am slowly dosing off and my boss is sitting right opposite me!

Ok later................... before I make more spelling errors and write more nonsense

Thursday, February 14, 2008

HaPPy V'dAy

Happy Valentine's day to all those who care.............

But I was thinking, since it is such a big deal (see tv ads, magazines & radio competitions etc), wouldn't it much nicer if Valentine's day became a public holiday... like we don't have to go to work or school on the day? That way it would have more meaning to the rest of us who see no point in it (mainly 'coz I won't get anything), ne like we can chill and have a lekker braai with friends & non existing/imaginery boyfriends! That is so a plan!

Unfortunately I can change our calender, but say if Zuma celebrated V'day - we would definately get a public holiday in the future!

My ass is officially not getting anything special today, sigh..... oh well I got 10 more months left in this year to get HP to spoil me!!!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Help

One thing: I need remedies to get rid of period pains, serious ones @ that! At this point I'll do just about anything to make them go away... pweeeeze, pweeeeze! I can't take it anymore...

I can't write much today as I am in great pain, no smile on my face & not in a good mood @ all!

It's V'day tomorrow, am sick..... no nookie, no gift,nothing! This so sucks....

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Sh*t as I see it!

South Africa, South Africa.....................

Every second person with some title in front of their name ( in GVT especially) you meet in this country, no wait this continent is corrupt and greedy in some way! And we, the people are paying for it. I am officially starting to save up money so I can flee this country, am thinking of moving to Christmas Island (and it does exist), where I'll work as a waitress @ some coffee shop and still make a good living out of it, enjoying sundowners every evening with a beau whose name I won't be able to pronounce!

Let's face it, S.A is fast becoming like Zim.... See how they stripped Mbeki of his dignity! It's like Zuma is god to some and the rest of us that couldn't be bothered by politics will have to put up with whatever that these people dish our way!

News this morning ( I am a bit behind with the news generally as I only watch a bit in the morning), I hear Pharmaceutical (spelling) companies are just as bad as the construction & security companies when it comes to bidding for tenders.... Yo! Story uninteresting to me really but I couldn't help putting my 2cents worth of a comment! And then there is that white boy from Skeilek who went on some killing spree and now claims madness....... please that boy deserves the death penalty finish & klaar!

My boss yelled @ me yesterday, I got so pissed off I wanted t quit my job as it is happening a bit too often lately but then I remembered that I have to pay my rent, feed myself and support my bad/expensive habits.... Eish, 1 day I'll drop da bomb on them when they least expect it! Slowly counting the days!!!!

Ok back to work now!

Monday, February 11, 2008

My b'day weekend

Bruised leg = Fridays party @ ARC too hectic, vivid memories of certain incidents.... like how I ended up with bruises on my left leg! The most that I remember is that I had fun, saw people some I couldn't be bothered with & some I was please to see.

Saturday - started off on a slow note as I was still recovering from the night/morning before, babalaas and phone ringing non-stop! We all looked lost and bored for a while, till I changed into this top I had worn once since I bought it somewhere in Dublin 3 years ago, my boobs have grown so much since then so imagine nice silky black top exposing cleavage to the max ( At some stage I think my one boob did pull a Janet Jackson number there but people were too drunk to notice).

Booze everywhere, people dancing ama get-down, strange people that clearly gate-crashed as I did not know them @ all. Other felt out of place so they left, good! Only my butler tray's leg broke a litle bit besides that 4 one nothing went wrong, my "old age" neighbour's didn't even call the cops on my ass - wow!

Yes, most of them didn't bring their own booze - I had to buy... I'm broke but I had tons of fun so I'll bitch about it later.

Body still tired... wishing for a nap but I gotta work!

and I didn't any gifts from these arses I call friends, how nice! HP is the only one who gave me something - a pair of Pumas, lovely!

Sunday was just spent lazing around (for me that is) HP was sweet enough to clean my place and make me supper - it looked strange when people came over as I was laying on the couch while the man is slaving in the kitchen - ya! After supper he got to massaging my oh so sore feet coz I kept complaining that my body being in pain! and I didn't even have to ask. I'll marry someone like him someday!

Friday, February 8, 2008

HuH........

Am feeling a bit sluggish today and I don't understand why coz I had a great shag this morning! I can't allow myself to feel like this, I wanna get smashed tonight.........

So last night HP tells me that I shouldn't expect anything from him 'cuz he doesn't celebrate valentine's day, said every day is valentine's day 4 him! Now what do I say to that??? There goes my first chance to do the whole V'day thing, ah well I'll just hold my thumbs and hope I get something nice to compensate for my disappointment!

Can't wait for knock-off time so I can go home, do a bit of cleaning and take a nap, am realy feeling odd!!!

Happy weekend everybody, mcwah - mcwah!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

The industry.....

The reason why they still let Thembi Seete embrass hersels on national tv is se-riuo-ss-i-ly beyond me! She is simply too old for what she's doing on Jika Ma Jika and as for her vocab, My Gawd! Her place in the entertainment industry waved bye-bye the second Boom Shaka members tried "persuing" solo careers. Clearly Lebo left with all the talent!

And who the hell decided that her co-presenter had talent? SABC, please! And they still think we'll pay our tv licenses for the crap they dish on our screens!

Some "artists" really cannot sing.... think Siphokazi - ayatlabalasa ( Gawd knows I would have put that in English if I knew how to translate it), Yvonne Chaka Chaka is even worse & and "they" call her a legend - b'coz of that I am now very confused as I no longer understand the meaning of legend! See I have figured what these radio stations do, they keep playing the same songs over and over again trying to convince us that they are good songs when they really aren't, do you have any idea how many "good" artists they are in this country whose music is just put aside because they don't have the proper "connections".

Ok, so who are they sleeping with or who are they paying to get so much airplay??? Even if they pretend to be doing things honestly, some radio DJ's know that they are getting payed under carpet!!! That's is what I've decided and ya'll can't convince me otherwise!

Does Penny Lebyane still calls herself "The Phly one", I once imagined her flying away (literaly) when she wore some feathery outfit @ some event, apparently she is one of the "Best Dressed" celebrities in SA. Which will bring me to my next question what qualifies a person to be a celebrity. SA seems to have a lot of those but we just can't see their role nje in general.

One thing though, comedians rock!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Vanyentine'z daY

I think I have wrote about this before but heck.... I'll be repetitve for the sake of being understood!
This will be my first valentine's day with an actual boyfriend..... se-ri-ous-i. I have never received anything on the day before! Reasons would include being dumped a few days before valentine's day or gifts for imaginery boyfriends (cyber dating - yeah I know, creepy) getting lost by post.
Though this year will be different.... I am still NOT going to celebrate the darn day simply coz (as most people say) a money making plot and it is over rated, who the fcuk knows this St. Valentine dude? And why are retailers trying to cash in using the poor man's name? what is he getting out of it?
Sure I will gladly accept any gift that comes my way but I am certainly not buying any (or it could just be that I don't know how to go about getting a man (with good taste) a gift.
Good thing though is that I am NOT going to bitch about it....
Who said the 14th February should be the 1 day people declare their "undying" love for each other?

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

ReLationsHips take 1 (2008)

I am sitting here thinking to myself how the fcuk I dated this one guy who, by the way has sent me about 13 emails in the last 5 minutes, emails that I have read atleast 3 times to understand coz the spelling errors there are not normal @ all! I mean we have absolutely nothing in common whatsoever, I don't rememer having a proper conversation that lasted more than 3 minutes with him ( not counting the day I was dumping him), he's short and chunky ( I'm big enough 4 2 people therefore I stick to slim guys) ok looks don't matter much but then again it doesn't hurt to have a good looking man waking up next to you now and then, uhmmmm - back to my problem.

It's like I have dating weird people nje and I really don't understand why... The other one is married but can't seem to be faithful to wife! That story is just to depressing and I will end it right there.

One other one I just couldn't figure if it was love, like, lust or pity I felt for him.... and yup it never worked out as well.

I have since decided to think of it as a "very confusing part of my life" coz I can't justify it any other way, sadly.

HP has his own weird abnormalities, but for once I just do NOT care - to the extent that I actually think some of them a cute! Cute being nasty yet adorable.

See what I meant when I said love makes people do silly things!

Remind me to tell ya'll about valentine's day - sad, sad story!

Monday, February 4, 2008

Oh gosh...........

Right now it is 08h55..... I got to work @ 08h00! I was about to blog about my weekend when female boss called saying I must take her car and bring some document to her house as she'll be a bit late. Ok got there took in those damn papers and I was leaving I reversed and smashed her gate with her car!!!

It doesn't look pretty @ all......... I ran inside the house and confessed my sins before she saw it herself! Funny.... I don't know what scared me the most between the smash noise and the pissed-off look on her face!!! By the way, this was my very first "accident" with me driving - and I was sober, imagine that!

So I think I can forget about getting a lil' extra $$$ for my b'day from her!!! Now I have to tell everybody who was coming to my place on Saturday to bring their own booze ( those m*thaf*ckaz can drink, I won't be able get all of them drunk)....

Now aint that a fcuked up way to start a Monday morning.......

NST, for a small place has got a lot of scandals!

Friday, February 1, 2008

No cap and load shedding

First it was load shedding then after I downloaded a few things I reached my cap..... 'twas a rather sad time for me coz I couldn't blog or go to mySpace!

I swear I had so many thing I wanted to write about but now I've just gone blank!

All is still good in love-land, everyting is just so FINE that it is starting to bore me! Where is the drama and petty fights??? Gosh.... I like him a lot though!

Other things seem to be goin well, and I've decided that 2008 should be the year I learn how to budget properly so I do not find myself broke every now & then! I am afterall turning 24 and am well on my way of being a grown-up, not young adult anymore....

Funny story, Mother asks when I am getting hitched seeing how fast the years are going past.... me said, Errrrrrrrrr, So what am I getting for my b'day?

It is a Friday people and (even though am tryin to save $ to buy more booze on he 9th) I will get sloshed this weekend....... I will come up with better things to write about on Monday!