Could this be the year that My Fwend Bobby Mugabe finally loses the reign of terror or is it iron fist - Kwaki, you'd probably know more about this than moi!
MDC claims that it has won the Zim elections.... What about Simba?
Should I even be concerned about this?
What do you guys think this will do for Zims economy..... Think about buting bread for 35million zim dollars..... shooo!!!
Oh wow... I think there's gon' be war in that country!!!
Why were there 9million balllots ordered when only about 5million people had registered to vote???? I smell corruption!
Whoaa, heard Jacob Zuma saying that the law wasn't made to be user-friendly... that if anyone breaks the law - it must bite their asses! HuH?
Monday, March 31, 2008
MonDay Morning ~
It's probably not a good for me to be in this state but Fuckit.... I had a space muffin this morning and it's working! Only problem now is that I have just been given a list of things I must do before Friday, it's about half a page but it looks long!
Was on the phone with a client right now and 2 minutes into the conversation I forgot the reason why I had called in the first place, luckily the person I was on the phone with is too babalazed to give a sh*t (Sundown beat Kaizer Chiefs - celebrations lasted till early hours of morning, for soccer people that is)
I'll phone him back later!
On my weekend - good one @ home as female friend is still "madly in love" with new man ( I give them 6 weeks together then sh*t will hit the fan, she's my fwend I know how she gets after the 4 week window period)
Got invited to a b'day party but guess what, when I got to the venue all I saw were old nelspruit farmer looking-like men withtheir wives havin a lekker dop. Then tried calling Ms Daisy and her phone was off!!! Whatchusayaboutthat Miss???
Besides that it was the usual getting hammered on Amstel!
Was on the phone with a client right now and 2 minutes into the conversation I forgot the reason why I had called in the first place, luckily the person I was on the phone with is too babalazed to give a sh*t (Sundown beat Kaizer Chiefs - celebrations lasted till early hours of morning, for soccer people that is)
I'll phone him back later!
On my weekend - good one @ home as female friend is still "madly in love" with new man ( I give them 6 weeks together then sh*t will hit the fan, she's my fwend I know how she gets after the 4 week window period)
Got invited to a b'day party but guess what, when I got to the venue all I saw were old nelspruit farmer looking-like men withtheir wives havin a lekker dop. Then tried calling Ms Daisy and her phone was off!!! Whatchusayaboutthat Miss???
Besides that it was the usual getting hammered on Amstel!
Friday, March 28, 2008
Ballet....
A long, long time ago I thought I wanted to be a "ballerina"......
And then our speech and drama teacher took us to see a play!
I was traumatised!
And then our speech and drama teacher took us to see a play!
I was traumatised!
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Hunted down by strange characters!
Would ya believe it........
On my way to Spar to go buy me lunch I got stopped by 2 women and a man... I "apparently" look like someone that they are looking for!
What I could pick up from the questions and small talk they were making with me was that the look-alike woman is married - which I am not, She drives a Jaguar - I'm still saving up for a starter pack car, she has a child (sex unknown) - I don't have any of those, want one but doubt I can afford having one.
So basically I think it is obviously a case of mistaken identity, what bugs is what are those dodgy looking people after this woman??? If it is for something tacky then I so wish I do not get compared to funny people! Yo, those people were ready for action phela, luckily I'm a laid back person so I came with the "chill man, what can I do you for" attitude. And the kind of calmed down a bit... Imagine,
When I was still in durban I used to get into trouble coz there were only 2 Khensani's that were well known in those circles and everytime the other one did something scandalazz I had to make it clear that it wasn't me, it was the other skinny, light skinned one, pweeze people - I am not that tacky!
Ooh and I had some chick that looked like me, but I liked her, she was cool - we became good buddies after a while. But in this case, uh hell no. I don't wanna get jumped by weird characters coz of some woman I do not know.
And that people, was the highlight of my so, so day!!!
On my way to Spar to go buy me lunch I got stopped by 2 women and a man... I "apparently" look like someone that they are looking for!
What I could pick up from the questions and small talk they were making with me was that the look-alike woman is married - which I am not, She drives a Jaguar - I'm still saving up for a starter pack car, she has a child (sex unknown) - I don't have any of those, want one but doubt I can afford having one.
So basically I think it is obviously a case of mistaken identity, what bugs is what are those dodgy looking people after this woman??? If it is for something tacky then I so wish I do not get compared to funny people! Yo, those people were ready for action phela, luckily I'm a laid back person so I came with the "chill man, what can I do you for" attitude. And the kind of calmed down a bit... Imagine,
When I was still in durban I used to get into trouble coz there were only 2 Khensani's that were well known in those circles and everytime the other one did something scandalazz I had to make it clear that it wasn't me, it was the other skinny, light skinned one, pweeze people - I am not that tacky!
Ooh and I had some chick that looked like me, but I liked her, she was cool - we became good buddies after a while. But in this case, uh hell no. I don't wanna get jumped by weird characters coz of some woman I do not know.
And that people, was the highlight of my so, so day!!!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Soapies and whores!
My Goodness the drama on tv.....
The young and the restless for instance,
Jack - Now married to Sharon, was also married to Nicky and Phylis! Phylis is now married to Nicholas who was married to Sharon. Nicholas is Nicky's son, meaning that Jack was his step-father at some stage.
So Sharon went on to marry her ex-husband's step-father and Phylis married her ex-husband's step son!
Sharon's scandals of shagging her once sister-in law's husband while she was still married to Nicholas, Sharon was Victoria's Maid-of-Honour by the way....
Then there is Jill and her mother who were both married to the same man at some point as well.
Er.... ya, well I have turned to this soapie watching person suddenly! I've only started watched the soapie a few months ago but I get the picture somehow... imagine how long it has been around!
I've also noticed that The young & the restless has the same writers or producers as The bold and the Beautiful.......... I'm sure most people knew that alreaddy but I am new to this so ya!
All I gotta say is those producers must be smoking a hell lot of weed to come up with story lines like this!
And don't get me started with the bullsh*t that is happening on the Bold... Brook, Taylor, Jackie, Bridget... they are all just these lil' bitches who break a tear every now and then, how many times do the fall in love???
Then in Generations there is Karabo........ how many men has she gotten engaged to? She's a slut as well, one with "dignity" my friend said.
Haai, my grandmomma is the one who follows these soapies religiously and I sometimes do not have time, though they do keep me entertained somehow!
I think I'm getting old!
Passions on etv.................. some idiot actually wrote that script!!!!
The young and the restless for instance,
Jack - Now married to Sharon, was also married to Nicky and Phylis! Phylis is now married to Nicholas who was married to Sharon. Nicholas is Nicky's son, meaning that Jack was his step-father at some stage.
So Sharon went on to marry her ex-husband's step-father and Phylis married her ex-husband's step son!
Sharon's scandals of shagging her once sister-in law's husband while she was still married to Nicholas, Sharon was Victoria's Maid-of-Honour by the way....
Then there is Jill and her mother who were both married to the same man at some point as well.
Er.... ya, well I have turned to this soapie watching person suddenly! I've only started watched the soapie a few months ago but I get the picture somehow... imagine how long it has been around!
I've also noticed that The young & the restless has the same writers or producers as The bold and the Beautiful.......... I'm sure most people knew that alreaddy but I am new to this so ya!
All I gotta say is those producers must be smoking a hell lot of weed to come up with story lines like this!
And don't get me started with the bullsh*t that is happening on the Bold... Brook, Taylor, Jackie, Bridget... they are all just these lil' bitches who break a tear every now and then, how many times do the fall in love???
Then in Generations there is Karabo........ how many men has she gotten engaged to? She's a slut as well, one with "dignity" my friend said.
Haai, my grandmomma is the one who follows these soapies religiously and I sometimes do not have time, though they do keep me entertained somehow!
I think I'm getting old!
Passions on etv.................. some idiot actually wrote that script!!!!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
The LonG WeeKeND
I think I am the only person I know who is actually back at work today....
So thought I'd break down my long weekend to ya'll.
Thursday night: Spring Cleaned my place, I got smashed on wine after the drama of man leaving for home, Abenche being chased by huge dogs and Chick friend's man drama...
Friday: Got a shock when I walked in to Village complex and found out that bottle-stores were closed as it was a religious holiday, F.F.S it was a Friday - I would have never thunk! So after a long time of thinking and trying to come up with a plan of action. I found myself drinking the DOuglas Green wines ( St. Raphael, Anna, Clair and the other Saint).... Way to get there quick & cheap! Just as I was busy with that, nephew calls in sad mode and asks if I can come over to talk, went there and ended up passing out on the couch...... had made plans to join Ms daisy & her peoples for a drinking session & did not make it? Bummer!!!!
Saturday: The picnic thingy took place I think - but had to make a choice between being nice to family and goin out to have fun, the family won..... so spent some hours with them - came back late and it started raining ( Picnic outdoors and rain = oh hell no!)
Sunday: Slept the whole day, lazed around the house and oh wait I did laundry before getting into full lazy mode and made dinner for 1 - that so sucks!!!
Monday: I made meself pwetty with make-up and then I wore pyjamas, slept and had an odd visitor later on, Strange hang-up calls and an ex claiming their undying love for me - ya right.
And now here I am at work, keeping busy and all!
So thought I'd break down my long weekend to ya'll.
Thursday night: Spring Cleaned my place, I got smashed on wine after the drama of man leaving for home, Abenche being chased by huge dogs and Chick friend's man drama...
Friday: Got a shock when I walked in to Village complex and found out that bottle-stores were closed as it was a religious holiday, F.F.S it was a Friday - I would have never thunk! So after a long time of thinking and trying to come up with a plan of action. I found myself drinking the DOuglas Green wines ( St. Raphael, Anna, Clair and the other Saint).... Way to get there quick & cheap! Just as I was busy with that, nephew calls in sad mode and asks if I can come over to talk, went there and ended up passing out on the couch...... had made plans to join Ms daisy & her peoples for a drinking session & did not make it? Bummer!!!!
Saturday: The picnic thingy took place I think - but had to make a choice between being nice to family and goin out to have fun, the family won..... so spent some hours with them - came back late and it started raining ( Picnic outdoors and rain = oh hell no!)
Sunday: Slept the whole day, lazed around the house and oh wait I did laundry before getting into full lazy mode and made dinner for 1 - that so sucks!!!
Monday: I made meself pwetty with make-up and then I wore pyjamas, slept and had an odd visitor later on, Strange hang-up calls and an ex claiming their undying love for me - ya right.
And now here I am at work, keeping busy and all!
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Goin home @ 1
Oh my Gawd...
For the first time in my working History, My boss is letting me go home @ 13H00!!!
This has never happened before, usually I am the first to arrive and the last to leave the office!
Ok so now Ya I'm happy that I get my freedom early but now the problem is that I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do with this extra time that I have. hmmm, so I'll go home, clean up my shack, defrost my supper and ?, get smashed on wine! I don't wanna start too early -
Ok, have fun where ever ya'll gonna be my peoplez!
I am still trying to decide what to do with myself, Kwaki is not feeling my pain so it's fine... I'll do the picnic thing then, I just need someone to go with. I magine getting to a do all alone - No fucken ways!!!!
For the first time in my working History, My boss is letting me go home @ 13H00!!!
This has never happened before, usually I am the first to arrive and the last to leave the office!
Ok so now Ya I'm happy that I get my freedom early but now the problem is that I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do with this extra time that I have. hmmm, so I'll go home, clean up my shack, defrost my supper and ?, get smashed on wine! I don't wanna start too early -
Ok, have fun where ever ya'll gonna be my peoplez!
I am still trying to decide what to do with myself, Kwaki is not feeling my pain so it's fine... I'll do the picnic thing then, I just need someone to go with. I magine getting to a do all alone - No fucken ways!!!!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
WeDnesDay -
Am still a bit sad about my nephew, they forced him to go back home and apologise to the goat!
He didn't wanna but hey, what can I do?
Er....
I have FB friends.. Yay, ok I only have 3 but who cares!
When this load shedding thing hits early in the morning it basically messes my whole morning up and when the power comes back I am a bit lazy to start being busy! Like now, I'm just in lazy mode!
My one sister has just started working for Eskom and no one said congrats to her on the new job!!! Shame.
Nelspruit can be boring sometimes..... and the only way I make myself feel better is this " Only Boring People Get Bored" and I hate to think of myself as boring!
He didn't wanna but hey, what can I do?
Er....
I have FB friends.. Yay, ok I only have 3 but who cares!
When this load shedding thing hits early in the morning it basically messes my whole morning up and when the power comes back I am a bit lazy to start being busy! Like now, I'm just in lazy mode!
My one sister has just started working for Eskom and no one said congrats to her on the new job!!! Shame.
Nelspruit can be boring sometimes..... and the only way I make myself feel better is this " Only Boring People Get Bored" and I hate to think of myself as boring!
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
This is still Tuesday people....
Ok as the #1 stunt puller in the family ( and I have done a disappearing act before) they called me in and asked that I speak to the boy as he confides in me and all plus I am an expert when it comes to such - yes, yes!
My conclusion = He has to stick it out for the next year and a half as he is still in Gr. 11 now, He needs to see a therapist ( ya I know us black people don't get this therapy thing quite well but he needs to talk to somebody). and I offered that he can crash @ my place every now and then ( despite the fact that I live in a 1 bedroom place & I so need my 2c worth of privacy) I am one of his closest friends so ya that's my boy & I feel for him!
Truth is living with relatives isn't always a great idea especially if they are like mine.... they love unnecessary drama and I don't want him to go through that, I know I've had to stay with them while still in school.
So basically I'm the only normal person he can stand living with annd our fights don't last more than 15 minutes...
And we share a B'day...YaY
Story: Year 2006 - I once told the same dude (step pa) that I'll fuck him up the next time he puts his hands on my nephew, after that I pulled a stunt and 4 months later they came to apologise - I'm a genius when it comes to guilty-trippin people!
Ah well......
Family drama, what can we ever do to stop all'a this?
I'm still in a toxic relationship with my mother. I think we should both understand that it is simply too late for me & her to fix shit so we must just stick to disagreeing with the way I live this what I call my life!
All in all, ya the boy finally snapped.... People are confessing to have never seen that side of him! I have so I'm not as shocked as they are!
My conclusion = He has to stick it out for the next year and a half as he is still in Gr. 11 now, He needs to see a therapist ( ya I know us black people don't get this therapy thing quite well but he needs to talk to somebody). and I offered that he can crash @ my place every now and then ( despite the fact that I live in a 1 bedroom place & I so need my 2c worth of privacy) I am one of his closest friends so ya that's my boy & I feel for him!
Truth is living with relatives isn't always a great idea especially if they are like mine.... they love unnecessary drama and I don't want him to go through that, I know I've had to stay with them while still in school.
So basically I'm the only normal person he can stand living with annd our fights don't last more than 15 minutes...
And we share a B'day...YaY
Story: Year 2006 - I once told the same dude (step pa) that I'll fuck him up the next time he puts his hands on my nephew, after that I pulled a stunt and 4 months later they came to apologise - I'm a genius when it comes to guilty-trippin people!
Ah well......
Family drama, what can we ever do to stop all'a this?
I'm still in a toxic relationship with my mother. I think we should both understand that it is simply too late for me & her to fix shit so we must just stick to disagreeing with the way I live this what I call my life!
All in all, ya the boy finally snapped.... People are confessing to have never seen that side of him! I have so I'm not as shocked as they are!
Run-away kid!
Huh...........
Some people are on holiday already...... I'm jealous!
My nephew pulled a disappearing act on his mom & step pa... guess he finally lost it with the step pa's attitude!
I think my older sis finally asked herself the question that crosses most married people's minds - Why the Fcuk did I marry this man?
Next question will be - Do I really have to loose my only son over some man I'm not sure if he's still love with ex-wife or not.
Heee, heee, heee!
Nephew staying with me for a while!
I never wanna go through that!
Some people are on holiday already...... I'm jealous!
My nephew pulled a disappearing act on his mom & step pa... guess he finally lost it with the step pa's attitude!
I think my older sis finally asked herself the question that crosses most married people's minds - Why the Fcuk did I marry this man?
Next question will be - Do I really have to loose my only son over some man I'm not sure if he's still love with ex-wife or not.
Heee, heee, heee!
Nephew staying with me for a while!
I never wanna go through that!
Tuesday -
Tjo...
I struggled to fall asleep last night and this has been happening quite often now. It's like I know I want to go sleep coz I keep dosing off on the couch but when I get to my bed its gone - the sleepy feeling I'm talking about!
So I'll just lay on the bed and hope it comes back, meantime my arms start acting funny, like I don't know what to do with them. I feel uncomfortable which ever way I try to rest them, like I could just take them off my body and put the aside then sleep - it is so weird I tell you!
Ok, load shedding will hit my part of town soon so I'm typing as fast as I can.
BF is going home for Easters.... I don't know if that is good or bad for me, I mean I can go get sloshed some where and sleep over my friends place without feeling like I have to let him know that I won't be seeing him coz I'm drunk. I won't be getting any but WTF, so many thoughts crossed my mind when he said he won't be around for like 6 days.... What if he bumps into his ex - he was pretty hung up over her? Gawd I can't believe I'm even thinking that! He hasn't seen his parents in a long time so maybe he'll spend most of his time with them?... Not, Surely he'll want to go see his "friends".... See now I'm confusing myself!
Sh*t!
Ok, so I have to make my long weekend plans without him.... right, Abenche move out, so I don't have a neighbour I can drink with, My chick friend has a new BF and seems to be spending all her free time with him - so I'd be like the nagging friend when I call to ask where she is & what she's doin, with who??? It's like vice/versa now coz that happened when I first hooked up with HP.
Kwaki are you coming to NST this weekend. Save me from boredom asblief.
I think I need to do some work so I can be sane again!
I struggled to fall asleep last night and this has been happening quite often now. It's like I know I want to go sleep coz I keep dosing off on the couch but when I get to my bed its gone - the sleepy feeling I'm talking about!
So I'll just lay on the bed and hope it comes back, meantime my arms start acting funny, like I don't know what to do with them. I feel uncomfortable which ever way I try to rest them, like I could just take them off my body and put the aside then sleep - it is so weird I tell you!
Ok, load shedding will hit my part of town soon so I'm typing as fast as I can.
BF is going home for Easters.... I don't know if that is good or bad for me, I mean I can go get sloshed some where and sleep over my friends place without feeling like I have to let him know that I won't be seeing him coz I'm drunk. I won't be getting any but WTF, so many thoughts crossed my mind when he said he won't be around for like 6 days.... What if he bumps into his ex - he was pretty hung up over her? Gawd I can't believe I'm even thinking that! He hasn't seen his parents in a long time so maybe he'll spend most of his time with them?... Not, Surely he'll want to go see his "friends".... See now I'm confusing myself!
Sh*t!
Ok, so I have to make my long weekend plans without him.... right, Abenche move out, so I don't have a neighbour I can drink with, My chick friend has a new BF and seems to be spending all her free time with him - so I'd be like the nagging friend when I call to ask where she is & what she's doin, with who??? It's like vice/versa now coz that happened when I first hooked up with HP.
Kwaki are you coming to NST this weekend. Save me from boredom asblief.
I think I need to do some work so I can be sane again!
Monday, March 17, 2008
Monday -
I spent the whole weekend indoors.....
Didn't have the heart to go out or do anything 'coz of the rain. Met Abenche's (that is the weird midget-looking like friend) weird girlfriend, when asked what I thought of her I smiled and said "She's something special, isn't she? Wow! What can I say?"
Had no power this morning, 'till about 10minutes ago actually.
Stupid girl that pissed me off on Friday was made to apologise by her "boss/ under-carpet lover" as I was right and she was obviously wrong!
Sometimes I really feel like quiting my job and working some place else, a rival company maybe.... no pay increase still, imagine that while everything else seems to getting more expensive! As I write this I am (in my mind) drafting a letter to male boss about my salary issues and my budget breakdown ( that will exclude the money I spend on smokes and booze).
I got to work and found out that they are on holiday ( they being male & female boss as they are business partners and married to each other - huh? did I make sense there?)
Can you believvvve It!
So am stuff with a heavy work load while they are having a fab time @ some spa right now! ghrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
I feel like a heathen having not been to church in a long, long time! See the only thing that is keeping me away from going to NST church is coz they are forcing us ( the "youth" that now suddenly have jobs) to contribute towards some church building fund of some sort, funny coz the church was built a long time ago. Shouldn't I put in money to the church coz I want to? So this coming Good Friday, I might just take a trip to the church and make sure I duck as soon as the priest leaves the alter!
Boyfriend says "we" need to start jogging "together" in the mornings.... I laughed so hard I think I pulled a tummy muscle. Sure I need to get in shape but I don't think I like the idea of me (in tights/short) sweating it out @ 5AM, noways! So I suggested that I'll take walks every now and then and do tummy crunches/sit-ups or whatever those things are called but its exercising nonetheless. Oh and the "hot lemon water diet"... I'll look like a summer bunny, just you wait and see!
Have ya'llz a great week!
Didn't have the heart to go out or do anything 'coz of the rain. Met Abenche's (that is the weird midget-looking like friend) weird girlfriend, when asked what I thought of her I smiled and said "She's something special, isn't she? Wow! What can I say?"
Had no power this morning, 'till about 10minutes ago actually.
Stupid girl that pissed me off on Friday was made to apologise by her "boss/ under-carpet lover" as I was right and she was obviously wrong!
Sometimes I really feel like quiting my job and working some place else, a rival company maybe.... no pay increase still, imagine that while everything else seems to getting more expensive! As I write this I am (in my mind) drafting a letter to male boss about my salary issues and my budget breakdown ( that will exclude the money I spend on smokes and booze).
I got to work and found out that they are on holiday ( they being male & female boss as they are business partners and married to each other - huh? did I make sense there?)
Can you believvvve It!
So am stuff with a heavy work load while they are having a fab time @ some spa right now! ghrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
I feel like a heathen having not been to church in a long, long time! See the only thing that is keeping me away from going to NST church is coz they are forcing us ( the "youth" that now suddenly have jobs) to contribute towards some church building fund of some sort, funny coz the church was built a long time ago. Shouldn't I put in money to the church coz I want to? So this coming Good Friday, I might just take a trip to the church and make sure I duck as soon as the priest leaves the alter!
Boyfriend says "we" need to start jogging "together" in the mornings.... I laughed so hard I think I pulled a tummy muscle. Sure I need to get in shape but I don't think I like the idea of me (in tights/short) sweating it out @ 5AM, noways! So I suggested that I'll take walks every now and then and do tummy crunches/sit-ups or whatever those things are called but its exercising nonetheless. Oh and the "hot lemon water diet"... I'll look like a summer bunny, just you wait and see!
Have ya'llz a great week!
Friday, March 14, 2008
She pissed me off but happy weekend 2 all.
What is it with some females, dressed like 2$ (yes 2 dollar) whores and thinking that they can tell me - me that they know better, they are right and I must listen and stop acting as if I'm all that?????......
W.T.F
1. I could ask a few questions of how she landed that job as she can't even put together a proper budget breakdown? Hhe?
2. People (including me) has seen her doing very immoral things behind "closed doors that were not really that "closed", with a married man, who happens to be friends with her MD and she is still pretending to be "buddies" with the wifey.... eish too much of a long story but basically she is a whore.... ka'pish!
3. She must also stop lying about having a car, one that is always at service (reason why she's sitting at the back seat of a friend's car), it's fine if she doesn't have a ride - no one expects her to, like me I drive my boss' car and the family car that they give to me only when they are in happy mode! (Note to self: I need to check I much I have saved so far for a ride)
4. A dressing ring does NOT mean imaginary engagement ring..... It's bad luck to lie about those thing, you might jinx all your chances of being proposed to.
5. Is this still about the chick that pissed me off a few minutes ago...... I'm confused!
6. I don't think I can write anything more as I have to do quotations for some upcoming events..... eish!
Happy weekend....
Ever noticed how radio stations suddenly play almost every track done by an artist that is "touring" and performing in the country?? As soon s the leave it's back to the random music they feed us! I swear I have heard about 30 Brian McKnight songs since this morning!!!
W.T.F
1. I could ask a few questions of how she landed that job as she can't even put together a proper budget breakdown? Hhe?
2. People (including me) has seen her doing very immoral things behind "closed doors that were not really that "closed", with a married man, who happens to be friends with her MD and she is still pretending to be "buddies" with the wifey.... eish too much of a long story but basically she is a whore.... ka'pish!
3. She must also stop lying about having a car, one that is always at service (reason why she's sitting at the back seat of a friend's car), it's fine if she doesn't have a ride - no one expects her to, like me I drive my boss' car and the family car that they give to me only when they are in happy mode! (Note to self: I need to check I much I have saved so far for a ride)
4. A dressing ring does NOT mean imaginary engagement ring..... It's bad luck to lie about those thing, you might jinx all your chances of being proposed to.
5. Is this still about the chick that pissed me off a few minutes ago...... I'm confused!
6. I don't think I can write anything more as I have to do quotations for some upcoming events..... eish!
Happy weekend....
Ever noticed how radio stations suddenly play almost every track done by an artist that is "touring" and performing in the country?? As soon s the leave it's back to the random music they feed us! I swear I have heard about 30 Brian McKnight songs since this morning!!!
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Eskom @ it again
Gawd demmet man, Eskom did it again!!! I had no power since 06H00 till 14H47, imagine that!!!!
Worst load shedding in weeks.....
1. I had to wear unironed clothes (helper hasn't be to work for 2 weeks)
2. Had cold cereal and no coffee
3. No radio (I need to upgrade my phone, yes, yes)
4. Tried pretending to be busy with work but it didn't work out today as both bosses were @ office, for what? I don't know!!!
5. Didn't get to see the weather report (not that it is always accurate) so now my butt is freezing a bit as I look like a summer bunny!
6. I slept @ 19H30 last night coz of terrible storm that scared the isht outta me, living alone sucks sometimes - imagine if I had a man around, I'd run to him every time the thunder rumbles.... huh, just like in the movies.
7. Only now @ 15H00 my day gets hectic...... I have to knock off in the next hour and a half!
So................
How ya'll doin?
I smell a weekend..... YaY!
Worst load shedding in weeks.....
1. I had to wear unironed clothes (helper hasn't be to work for 2 weeks)
2. Had cold cereal and no coffee
3. No radio (I need to upgrade my phone, yes, yes)
4. Tried pretending to be busy with work but it didn't work out today as both bosses were @ office, for what? I don't know!!!
5. Didn't get to see the weather report (not that it is always accurate) so now my butt is freezing a bit as I look like a summer bunny!
6. I slept @ 19H30 last night coz of terrible storm that scared the isht outta me, living alone sucks sometimes - imagine if I had a man around, I'd run to him every time the thunder rumbles.... huh, just like in the movies.
7. Only now @ 15H00 my day gets hectic...... I have to knock off in the next hour and a half!
So................
How ya'll doin?
I smell a weekend..... YaY!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Wednesday -
Gawd DammiT, my neighbour's dogs are gay........ I suspected that they were gay but I didn't want to catch them in action!!! Eeuw!
I drugged myself last night, very fatal combination = myprodol & cheap whisky that Kwaki & I named Harare as we could not pronounce the name, I needed to sleep & I was in pain, that darn "Suzie" can be annoying - doctors call it "dysmanoria" (V.V bad spelling).
HP called trying to be nice, I pulled a Tyra Banks' fit on him as he was disturbing me from my 1 man brainstorming session!
Jill Scott rocks..... Ammy Winehouse has serious problems, she's permanently high & sloshed plus has a friend with the Osborn surname, how weird can she get! Love her music though!!!!
What happened to load shedding?
I drugged myself last night, very fatal combination = myprodol & cheap whisky that Kwaki & I named Harare as we could not pronounce the name, I needed to sleep & I was in pain, that darn "Suzie" can be annoying - doctors call it "dysmanoria" (V.V bad spelling).
HP called trying to be nice, I pulled a Tyra Banks' fit on him as he was disturbing me from my 1 man brainstorming session!
Jill Scott rocks..... Ammy Winehouse has serious problems, she's permanently high & sloshed plus has a friend with the Osborn surname, how weird can she get! Love her music though!!!!
What happened to load shedding?
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Telling lies with beer and things in hand!
Sunday - Played a not so nice joke on HP! I had spent Friday & Saturday dodging him ("they" say absence makes the heart grow fonder), plus I was freaking out thinking that I might be pregnant (condom broke some weeks back), eventually "suzie" came and all was better! SO when he showed up at my place on Sunday night (with beer & cigarette in hand) I told him I was pregnant with a serious look on my face - His reaction was priceless!!!
Then he started yelling @ me for drinking and smoking, I wanna kill his baby blah, blah, blah! After that he really started panicking and I wasn't helping even one bit - Me = "Ya so now that you've made me pregnant, I know you'll leave me blah, blah" - that kind of talk forcing a tear to run down my face, I didn't work!
Then he started askin what we were going to do, maybe we should move in together so he'll look after me!!! Right there I was like NO fcukin way, so
I had to tell him that I was joking - that obviously pissed him off! He got over it only yesterday!
April fools in March, whaahahaha! Ok but clearly he didn't find it funny!
There is a problem with telkom, since yesterday phones ore not working! Eish!
I'm so looking forward to the long weekend! Haaa, waking up late for 4 days!
Then he started yelling @ me for drinking and smoking, I wanna kill his baby blah, blah, blah! After that he really started panicking and I wasn't helping even one bit - Me = "Ya so now that you've made me pregnant, I know you'll leave me blah, blah" - that kind of talk forcing a tear to run down my face, I didn't work!
Then he started askin what we were going to do, maybe we should move in together so he'll look after me!!! Right there I was like NO fcukin way, so
I had to tell him that I was joking - that obviously pissed him off! He got over it only yesterday!
April fools in March, whaahahaha! Ok but clearly he didn't find it funny!
There is a problem with telkom, since yesterday phones ore not working! Eish!
I'm so looking forward to the long weekend! Haaa, waking up late for 4 days!
Friday, March 7, 2008
HappY WeekEnd....
Happy Friday everybody................
I LMAO when I read sweets post about the English v/s Americans.....
I am so chuffed at the thought of waking up at 08H00 tomorrow being a Saturday and all, 8am is waking up late for me - somehow I have a weird thing about oversleeping, I never do, Even after a hectic drinking night I wake up early, pretend to be busy, try to cure my hangover and then sleep on the floor as a "relaxation" thing. I suck, I need hobbies!
Ok besides that, Kwaki leather pants in Venda are it - as hot as it is there - trust me you'll be a winner with the ladies ( and that qualifies as the worst advice to date)
Yo, I had a dream ( am trying to decide if it was a good dream or a nightmare) of a 7year old cute girl pinning some terrified looking boy on the floor, ripping his clothes of and talking dirty to him..... this after I had read Bridget's post one last time before heading home! SCary isht.
As usual I have no plans for the weekend. chilling @ home watching tv/movies are it, so it seems - don't know whether that make me a person who doesn't have a social life or a person who appreciates "quality" time alone, hmmmm!
Ok have a good one!
And fromnow on if yu spot any typos or any other funny errors - I decided that my spell check doesn't work - so deal with it!
I LMAO when I read sweets post about the English v/s Americans.....
I am so chuffed at the thought of waking up at 08H00 tomorrow being a Saturday and all, 8am is waking up late for me - somehow I have a weird thing about oversleeping, I never do, Even after a hectic drinking night I wake up early, pretend to be busy, try to cure my hangover and then sleep on the floor as a "relaxation" thing. I suck, I need hobbies!
Ok besides that, Kwaki leather pants in Venda are it - as hot as it is there - trust me you'll be a winner with the ladies ( and that qualifies as the worst advice to date)
Yo, I had a dream ( am trying to decide if it was a good dream or a nightmare) of a 7year old cute girl pinning some terrified looking boy on the floor, ripping his clothes of and talking dirty to him..... this after I had read Bridget's post one last time before heading home! SCary isht.
As usual I have no plans for the weekend. chilling @ home watching tv/movies are it, so it seems - don't know whether that make me a person who doesn't have a social life or a person who appreciates "quality" time alone, hmmmm!
Ok have a good one!
And fromnow on if yu spot any typos or any other funny errors - I decided that my spell check doesn't work - so deal with it!
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Chat rooms
Am still searching for something smart to post about................
Anything other than the fact that I officially dub myself an internet whore - I've been called that before but now I see it!
I am daing chat rooms 3 of them........... I'm a hit @ all of them but am gettin a bit freaked out as some say "Ai, I know you.... Why you looking for men on the net, you always have men around you mos!"
Ok so now I know - the next time this person sees me anywhere around here, he'll want to talk and probably share the news with other weirdos.
Right!
You wouldn't believe the requests I am getting from these people, shooooo!!!
I'm gonna go think now.... I'll probably go back to the same topic but give more detail!!!
Anything other than the fact that I officially dub myself an internet whore - I've been called that before but now I see it!
I am daing chat rooms 3 of them........... I'm a hit @ all of them but am gettin a bit freaked out as some say "Ai, I know you.... Why you looking for men on the net, you always have men around you mos!"
Ok so now I know - the next time this person sees me anywhere around here, he'll want to talk and probably share the news with other weirdos.
Right!
You wouldn't believe the requests I am getting from these people, shooooo!!!
I'm gonna go think now.... I'll probably go back to the same topic but give more detail!!!
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Zodiac thingies!!!
Ok, I've admitted to this before and I will again I read these star signs astronomy thing.... but sometimes they scare me 'coz I often think that if I read it one day, it'll say that I have 3 hours to live blah, blah,blah. And if the same thing is written in all the magazines and there are about a million Aquarians reading this thing, does it really apply to each and every one of them. One said I must'nt waste my money on unnecessary things or I'll have financial trouble later in the month!!!
Last Friday, the booze was on me (friends & I drink - a lot) and I don't even want to think how much I spent but this week (and it is only the 5th) I am broke..... sad I know but Arg, doesn't it always happen! Anyhooo, I am quite sure that there are extremely wealth Aquarians that are not broke right now or anytime soon!
Ah well, so I received this email from a cousin of mine (really, people that work at the bank do get bored, you should see the crapy emails they circulate), and it has the star signs thingy going on! Read mine, most of what they say about Aquarians are true (yes,yes - about me that is) but I will have them know that I am an emotional person.... I have a heart afterall, there was a time I thought I was heartless too but now I'm ok!
Oh, they said I must forward it or I'll have bad luck - bullsh*t!
Read yours!!!
Last Friday, the booze was on me (friends & I drink - a lot) and I don't even want to think how much I spent but this week (and it is only the 5th) I am broke..... sad I know but Arg, doesn't it always happen! Anyhooo, I am quite sure that there are extremely wealth Aquarians that are not broke right now or anytime soon!
Ah well, so I received this email from a cousin of mine (really, people that work at the bank do get bored, you should see the crapy emails they circulate), and it has the star signs thingy going on! Read mine, most of what they say about Aquarians are true (yes,yes - about me that is) but I will have them know that I am an emotional person.... I have a heart afterall, there was a time I thought I was heartless too but now I'm ok!
Oh, they said I must forward it or I'll have bad luck - bullsh*t!
Read yours!!!
Star Signs, Random Email and Superstitions
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they Want. 20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. M ak e g rea t friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Deter mi ned. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad Luck if you do not forward
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to.Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out. 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. M ak e g rea t friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Deter mi ned. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad Luck if you do not forward
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to.Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out. 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Dildo
Like seriously.....
Some person out there sat down and designed the very first dildo/vibrator! Was that person male or female and the hell was going through their minds when they thought "Geez let me make something that resembles or replaced a dick for women (who might be lonely or simply sexually frustrated)!
People come up with the most weird and sometimes helpful things on earth, Kwaki once tried starting a trust (back when I still had man issues)..... "Buy diva a dildo fund", and I am not sure how that ended, if there was money that came in then he probably bought booze with it!
Oh well........ was just a thought!
Some person out there sat down and designed the very first dildo/vibrator! Was that person male or female and the hell was going through their minds when they thought "Geez let me make something that resembles or replaced a dick for women (who might be lonely or simply sexually frustrated)!
People come up with the most weird and sometimes helpful things on earth, Kwaki once tried starting a trust (back when I still had man issues)..... "Buy diva a dildo fund", and I am not sure how that ended, if there was money that came in then he probably bought booze with it!
Oh well........ was just a thought!
Monday, March 3, 2008
YaY to internet connection
Being without internet sucks big time, the last week has been very difficult.... but I am back now!
A lot of things happened the last 2 weekends but clearly they were not too important or life changing in any way as I cannot even remember much!
The new help managed to do all my washing, even the things that have been in the laundry bin for more than 3 months, eeuw! But haai, the cleaning is not so good, I came to find that the beer bottle stain on the coffee table was still there, there was dust on the tv, fingerprints on the fridge door and things under my bed!!! Wasn't too impressed @ all but then againg it's the dirty clothes I was more worried about and even if she did clean, I'd still think it wasn't good enough..... Bad habit of mine, I have my own way of cleaning and things won't be perfect unless I do them myself.
Let me do some work and blog later.
A lot of things happened the last 2 weekends but clearly they were not too important or life changing in any way as I cannot even remember much!
The new help managed to do all my washing, even the things that have been in the laundry bin for more than 3 months, eeuw! But haai, the cleaning is not so good, I came to find that the beer bottle stain on the coffee table was still there, there was dust on the tv, fingerprints on the fridge door and things under my bed!!! Wasn't too impressed @ all but then againg it's the dirty clothes I was more worried about and even if she did clean, I'd still think it wasn't good enough..... Bad habit of mine, I have my own way of cleaning and things won't be perfect unless I do them myself.
Let me do some work and blog later.
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