Wednesday, January 27, 2010

This is a public Announcement............

Yeah, now that I have your attention:

I just wanted to remind all of you that my birthday is coming up again (09 February 2009), I am not too picky so any type of present will be appreciated!!!!

I have also decided that I'll be 25 again this year, in fact, I plan on being 25 for the next 4 years.

Don't be shy to ask for my number and delivery address hey!!!!

***one would think that by now I would've have stopped being obsessed with my birthday***

That aint gonna happen mates!

Mcwaaah!

Monday, January 25, 2010

I'm a Millionaire.................. fok it, realy now!

Stichting de Nationale SporttotalisatorLucky Day Lotto Nl.Laan van Hoornwijck 55,2289 DG Rijswijk-The NetherlandsKVK 41151075

Dear Sir/Madam,

We write to inform you that the results of the Netherlands LUCKY DAY LOTTO Promotion new year anniversary, held on 4th day of January, 2010 , have been released. Your email was attached to a ticket that won the lotto in the second category.

Therefore, a prize amount of One Million Dollars ($1.000.000.00) shall be your total payout after the official verification of your identity. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000.000.00 email addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the Internet.

The sum has been awarded to your email address in our online randomly selected email. Hence you did not have to apply in any way or form for this participation,as it is strictly for email users around the world.

At this juncture, your payment will be made by our appointed claim agent, for the details of this notification, kindly send your complete Names, Address,Age, Occupation, Telephone Number and your country of origin to the accredited claim agent officer, Mr. Jan Peters (Director of Operation) M.A.M & Finance, via this email address: (mediterraneoamf@live.nl) or (jpetersnl@aim.com) for the processing of your prize.

Congratulations!!!

Yours Faithfully,Mrs. Nessen DelsinkPromotion Manager

Reply to: mediterraneoamf@live.nl

Realy? Are these people kidding me ~ ok here's another mail I received.... read on

FROM THE DESK OF MR MOHAMMED
ALIREGIONAL MANAGER INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANK
KUMASI BRANCH GHANA.


Dear friend,My name is Mr Mohammed Ali, I am the regional manager of the International Commercial Bank kumasi branch Ghana. I got your information during my search through the Internet. I am 48years of age and married with 3 lovely kids.

It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don't want problem, but i don't know how you will feel about this because you might feel that its scam yes there are many scam. but am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret after doing this transaction with me.


I only hope we can assist each other. But If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again.I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the regional manager of the International Commercial Bank; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra-Ghana at the end of each year. On the course of the last year 2008 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made Three million seven hundred and fifty thousand dollar [$3, 750.000.00] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.

As an officer of the bank I cannot be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist receive this money into your bank account for us to SHARE. While you will have 40% of the total fund.

Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.

If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much.As soon as I receive your response I will details you on how we can achieve it successfully.

I will want you to reply me through my private email address at (alimohammed1899@gmail.com)

Best RegardsMohammed Ali,

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I just needed to share this.......

Reporter:''Yini i-ANC ne IFP bangezwani''? Kubuza ireporter kuShenge.

Shenge:''ngizokuphendula mawuzophendula lembuzo ewu 3



Shenge:1.''yini amakaka enkomo?'

Reporter: ''ubulongwe'' kuphendula ireporter



Shenge: 2.yini amakaka enkukhu?

Reporter: ''isitibhili'' kusho ireporter



Shenge: 3.Ubani upresident wase Afganistan?

Reporter: 'angimazi'' yaphendula ireporter



Shenge: ''uyabona ke wazi amasimba nje kuphela ayikho into

engingayikhuluma nawe''

Monday, January 11, 2010

Welcome to the year of great things!

Oh my, how long have we been waiting for 2010?

And now that it is here............................ nothing much has changed! Waaaah

I thought my imaginery empire would be up and running by now, I had a heck lot of other wishes for this year too!!!!

One thing for sure though - I am finaly going to do ME!

If no one suports on this, then fokof.... disown me vele, coz kusho ukuthi you do not want to see a smile on this chikita's face!!!

I missed blogging so much!

I am 26years this year and I feel way younger than I did last year - yes, I want to be forever young!!!

Hayi ke, let's see what great things we will all do this year!

Let's GO!