Agony Aunt K

Knowing very well that K doesn't have a man, friend comes asks advice on man-love problem.... like really now what answer did she expect from a man less female that would rather drink something with an alc. % than go ga-ga over a thing with a dick?!?

Dear friend in CT tried hooking me up with a dude, not just any dude - a 19 year old dude, boy, that! Now K is 23 for fcuk's sakes - what am I gonna do with a teenage boy? Does boy have something interesting to offer to K? Been thinking for a good 43 seconds and na, Can't come up with a good reason why I'd date a young boy, I am not that desperate! I think I'd actually bitch slap myself if I ever woke up next to anyone younger than 23.

So ke, might as well say what friends' problem is coz I just can't keep my mouth shut. Friend fell in love with man, man already has a "wifey" - steady-girlfriend that everybody knows about. They tried keeping it a secret but people started asking question after man started refusing girl to go out with friends (me) and all that other control-freakish things.

Even man's friends ask girl what the hell was she thinking coz man has wifey? So now girl is confused as she doesn't know if it is love or lust she feels for man....

Me said "eish, ntombazan' angazi yaz! Anginandoda mina uyazi nawe! Wena ucabangani?". Best way of getting out of confusing myself too, I can't really play the agony aunt card well coz chances are I'll tell you isht the way I see it and that might come out not so nice, then people will start calling me bitch.

Friday night was weird, me and same friend decided to stock up some wine, got smashed while singing along to love-hate-sad songs. Neighbors didn't bother telling to shut up this time..... they must have sensed that me & friend are not too nice people as we were both suffering from monthly female sickness. Now you know not to mess with me when I have certain feelings raging about, I might just hurt you.

New week..... new shity isht to go through!

Friends

And then there are people who just like making me look like an angel............. Drunk friend pulled whore-like stunts last Friday, don't ask.... isht happened too fast, I just stood there with my mouth open!!!

I've been good and frustrated lately, I have a dog (a real one) that wants to be treated like a human being. See I've never had a pet (of my own) so I'm not used to caring for an animal, so friend has a puppy now - one puppy that is fed really good food (that happens to be mine), sits on my couch, jumps on my bed and wants to fall asleep on someones lap.....

I can't do it............ at all! I'm not a mean person so it has been rather difficult to tell friend that I don't want the dog at my place anymore! The dog is cute but Haaai!!!!

Was just thinking of how fast this year went by (for me, that is) December time is around the corner - don't think I'm waiting for Christmas here.... I'm black, we don't do much on the day!!! It's the getting "merry" I'm talking about, ummm!!!

My weekend are getting a bit strange though...... I think it's the not drinking, none-the-less I still have fun of my own!!!

Another friend J'bzella "coc404"will be visiting soon, that is one person that can talk anyone under the table, damn that girl can talk. It's what we miss about her though, can't wait!!!