BF's parents are coming to visit next week.... for the whole fcukin week!!!
SAVE ME......
That is a desperate cry for help! Asseblief tog!
BF is so happy coz "It'll give them a chance to know you".... NOT, they are already complaining that we are sleeping in the same room! OMG when will I get a chance to smoke or drink beer.....
This is so not happening, I wish it doesn't.... ooh but BF is gon' be so disappointed, saw his face change when he told me that they (his parents) would be visiting.... I just froze and the first words out of my mount were ~ What, why, when, why oh god, I think I need to visit a friend!
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Moving on slowly......
Cats, I love cats for some reason they just interest me but because I am black I cannot have one as a pet for fear of being accused of practising witchcraft. It is so weird how black people are so supersticious.... as a teenager I wanted a monkey for a pet and my momma said NO, finish & klaar! "what do you want our neighbours to think???? I am not a witch and if we have a monkey staying with us, that is exactly what they will think"
Fcuk it man.....
SO as a results I grew up with no pets whatsoever.... there was that one dog a very long time a go but it tried biting me so it was clearly not my or our pet, a stray dog I think it was!
So BF wants a dog.... ok so I suggested that we get those miniature sausage dogs or chiwawa but no HE wants those big ass dogs..... my problem: they shit too much and I am terrified of them, they are so not cute!!!
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
Monday ~
Oh wow........
Happy Monday......
Enjoy the week.......
I don't know what's up but I am in a happy mood, no doubt!
Happy Monday......
Enjoy the week.......
I don't know what's up but I am in a happy mood, no doubt!
Friday, June 20, 2008
Happy weekend ~
I stole this from Sweets........ Sue me, I'll hunt you down!
1. What is your first name?
… Khensani
2. What is your favorite food?
… Ocean Basket's Platter.... (hake, prawns, calamari, mussels etc)
3. What high school did you go to?
… Middleburg High then Hoerskool Bergvlam then Lowveld Christian School.... what???? I got expelled a few times.
4. What is your favorite color?
... Green, Yellow, Black - I have more than 1 fav. color!
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
… Jay Z - No, not Jacob Zuma, Josh Hartnet & Mathew (Failure to launch, yes that one)
6. What is your favorite drink?
… Water
7. What is your dream vacation?
… Anywhere I've never been to, @ someone Else's account ofcoz
8. What is your favorite dessert?
… Malva Pudding & Homemade custard
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
… an extremely wealthy but unknown woman
10. What do you love most in life?
... Meself, duh!
11. What is one word that describes you?
… Oi
12. What is your blog name?
… Diva, there is no wow explanation to it really!
FriDay......Yay!
No plans, no,no but I am so gon' have fun.... even if it'll be just sleeping or watching movies!
Today was one of the most hectic ones at work - shooo, I didn't want to be me today!
Luckily.... I passed the test I wrote earlier on this week and I might be getting meself a new job that pays me at least 2grand more than what I am currently earning, it's not much but you'd be surprised to see how much that lil bit helps.
I would've taken any job, even if it payed me R100 more than my salary right now. The fact of the matter is that I want a new job, anywhere....as long as I don't work here anymore.
It sounds like I don't know what I wanna do with myself & career but honestly I have plans of owning something soon, still in process (don't wanna give too much details) and while I wait for that to take off, I wanna acquire as much knowledge, skills as needed from almost related fields, money and isht.
So ya....
Wish ya'll have a fab one!
1. What is your first name?
… Khensani
2. What is your favorite food?
… Ocean Basket's Platter.... (hake, prawns, calamari, mussels etc)
3. What high school did you go to?
… Middleburg High then Hoerskool Bergvlam then Lowveld Christian School.... what???? I got expelled a few times.
4. What is your favorite color?
... Green, Yellow, Black - I have more than 1 fav. color!
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
… Jay Z - No, not Jacob Zuma, Josh Hartnet & Mathew (Failure to launch, yes that one)
6. What is your favorite drink?
… Water
7. What is your dream vacation?
… Anywhere I've never been to, @ someone Else's account ofcoz
8. What is your favorite dessert?
… Malva Pudding & Homemade custard
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
… an extremely wealthy but unknown woman
10. What do you love most in life?
... Meself, duh!
11. What is one word that describes you?
… Oi
12. What is your blog name?
… Diva, there is no wow explanation to it really!
FriDay......Yay!
No plans, no,no but I am so gon' have fun.... even if it'll be just sleeping or watching movies!
Today was one of the most hectic ones at work - shooo, I didn't want to be me today!
Luckily.... I passed the test I wrote earlier on this week and I might be getting meself a new job that pays me at least 2grand more than what I am currently earning, it's not much but you'd be surprised to see how much that lil bit helps.
I would've taken any job, even if it payed me R100 more than my salary right now. The fact of the matter is that I want a new job, anywhere....as long as I don't work here anymore.
It sounds like I don't know what I wanna do with myself & career but honestly I have plans of owning something soon, still in process (don't wanna give too much details) and while I wait for that to take off, I wanna acquire as much knowledge, skills as needed from almost related fields, money and isht.
So ya....
Wish ya'll have a fab one!
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Phuza Thursday ~ W-end almost here...
Oi...
I have started doing tummy crunches and all that stupid nonsense with the hopes of becoming a summer bunny, bombshell, sexy thang later on this year.... let me tell that it aint easy, in fact it is pretty fucked up coz my tummy hurts and apparently that is a sign that my muscles are working.
So BF is helping me out! It's weird but fine I guess.
And we....I have been invited to their "Hobo" party sometime soon. I know it's coz they wanna look/analyse me and shit. They (his work buddies) only see me from very far and I have heard that they think I some sort of weirdo. I'll show them who's the weird one! BF made me promise not to try and drink everyone under the table (free booze)... I said I wouldn't but how the heck will I relax if I'm sober????
NO fair.
I still think that the Nelspruit SABC only employs people who have a high alcohol tolerance..... jyslik, almost everyone I know who works there has a passion for booze, some more than me! And I thought that was highly unlikely unless I would be competing with a drinker that desperately needs to attend AA meetings.
Anyhoo.... gots to go back to pleasing the humans that pay my salary.
Ooh it's 'Phuza Thursday" today... or "Thirsty Thursday" to some (SABC employees, sshhh...)
I have started doing tummy crunches and all that stupid nonsense with the hopes of becoming a summer bunny, bombshell, sexy thang later on this year.... let me tell that it aint easy, in fact it is pretty fucked up coz my tummy hurts and apparently that is a sign that my muscles are working.
So BF is helping me out! It's weird but fine I guess.
And we....I have been invited to their "Hobo" party sometime soon. I know it's coz they wanna look/analyse me and shit. They (his work buddies) only see me from very far and I have heard that they think I some sort of weirdo. I'll show them who's the weird one! BF made me promise not to try and drink everyone under the table (free booze)... I said I wouldn't but how the heck will I relax if I'm sober????
NO fair.
I still think that the Nelspruit SABC only employs people who have a high alcohol tolerance..... jyslik, almost everyone I know who works there has a passion for booze, some more than me! And I thought that was highly unlikely unless I would be competing with a drinker that desperately needs to attend AA meetings.
Anyhoo.... gots to go back to pleasing the humans that pay my salary.
Ooh it's 'Phuza Thursday" today... or "Thirsty Thursday" to some (SABC employees, sshhh...)
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Planting weed to save for wine....
oH wow....... it's rainy today. This weather makes me wanna sleep the whole day with breaks inbetween to go eat and then go back to the bed and do movies - romantic comedy maybe!
But
That is just me wishing.... I gotta work and money for my boss so he can buy another car this year!
Have I ever mentioned that I, just by the way... don't have one! I swear if I don't get one soon, I'll forget how to drive for real.
Anyways.... seems like no one has an overly interesting story to tell!
I have met people who are bull shit writers but really quiet people in person, I find that so strange! But then again, I guess that is the beauty of writing isht down that actually saying it like verbally...... some say it is verbal or oral vomit or some isht like that!
My BF smokes weed, and so I decided to plant him some. I mean it can't be illegal coz I won't be selling it, just growing it do that he can spent less on buying that stuff and invest in the wine collection I want so much... I can't brew my own alcohol but I can definitely plant some weed! Hope the police don't come check what I am doing there.... I have fears that my demented old tannie that leaves right next to us might rat me out. She's freaky always smiling and waving from her veranda. She's too nice in a weird kind of way, its suspicious!
But
That is just me wishing.... I gotta work and money for my boss so he can buy another car this year!
Have I ever mentioned that I, just by the way... don't have one! I swear if I don't get one soon, I'll forget how to drive for real.
Anyways.... seems like no one has an overly interesting story to tell!
I have met people who are bull shit writers but really quiet people in person, I find that so strange! But then again, I guess that is the beauty of writing isht down that actually saying it like verbally...... some say it is verbal or oral vomit or some isht like that!
My BF smokes weed, and so I decided to plant him some. I mean it can't be illegal coz I won't be selling it, just growing it do that he can spent less on buying that stuff and invest in the wine collection I want so much... I can't brew my own alcohol but I can definitely plant some weed! Hope the police don't come check what I am doing there.... I have fears that my demented old tannie that leaves right next to us might rat me out. She's freaky always smiling and waving from her veranda. She's too nice in a weird kind of way, its suspicious!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Weekend - MonTuesday
Before I reach my cap and all.....
Let me post something.
Weekend - Long.... felt longer than it really was, I drank drinks with alcohol in them but did not get sloshed.... Sleepy & bored is more like it.
Tried doing the whole partying thing and that did not work out either...
So I thought to myself... hmmmm maybe I'm outgrowing this whole love today like it is your last thing and gotten used to just chilling when I have free time.
I enjoyed curling up on the couch more than the club thing.... wow!
Yesterday BF was trying to get me to go out coz he feels that "it is his fault" that people say that I am hiding myself and am "out of the scene".... which scene they are talking about, I do not know. But yeah so, yesterday I eventually went along with some friends and saw very new faces to me, some loud and pretentious, some ok and some thinking what the hell happened to er (her being me)... as ya'll might have read already I don't do fashion, I do me... so there I was chubby and all, wearing something that looks like a sarong wrapped as a top, afro out, cargo shorts and a camo bag!!!
I could just see all those weired stares and carried on talkin as usual.
Sunday: a chef friend of ours decided to make potjie kos.... yummy!
I was so full I just wanted to pass out!
I almost fell from a moving 1400 bakkie.... we were sitting at the back (you do know how small that car is right) and I was sitting on a camp master chair at the back. I was having a lekker time chatting with buddies when the driver decided to drive faster and making a turn that made the chair tilt a bit, making me almost fall out of the car.... so the same people I was chilling with had to grab me by my legs and one arm to stop me from falling!
My ass was terrified.... I have since refused to get into another Nissan 1400 bakkie.
Askies for the driver coz I told him exactly what I thought of his driving and so on.
This Tuesday feels like a bloody Monday...... I sense that I am gon have a very bad week @ work, I am writing a test today, I am broke and waiting for month end, both my bosses are moody today - oh wow is me, what am I going to do?...
Have a great one!!!
Let me post something.
Weekend - Long.... felt longer than it really was, I drank drinks with alcohol in them but did not get sloshed.... Sleepy & bored is more like it.
Tried doing the whole partying thing and that did not work out either...
So I thought to myself... hmmmm maybe I'm outgrowing this whole love today like it is your last thing and gotten used to just chilling when I have free time.
I enjoyed curling up on the couch more than the club thing.... wow!
Yesterday BF was trying to get me to go out coz he feels that "it is his fault" that people say that I am hiding myself and am "out of the scene".... which scene they are talking about, I do not know. But yeah so, yesterday I eventually went along with some friends and saw very new faces to me, some loud and pretentious, some ok and some thinking what the hell happened to er (her being me)... as ya'll might have read already I don't do fashion, I do me... so there I was chubby and all, wearing something that looks like a sarong wrapped as a top, afro out, cargo shorts and a camo bag!!!
I could just see all those weired stares and carried on talkin as usual.
Sunday: a chef friend of ours decided to make potjie kos.... yummy!
I was so full I just wanted to pass out!
I almost fell from a moving 1400 bakkie.... we were sitting at the back (you do know how small that car is right) and I was sitting on a camp master chair at the back. I was having a lekker time chatting with buddies when the driver decided to drive faster and making a turn that made the chair tilt a bit, making me almost fall out of the car.... so the same people I was chilling with had to grab me by my legs and one arm to stop me from falling!
My ass was terrified.... I have since refused to get into another Nissan 1400 bakkie.
Askies for the driver coz I told him exactly what I thought of his driving and so on.
This Tuesday feels like a bloody Monday...... I sense that I am gon have a very bad week @ work, I am writing a test today, I am broke and waiting for month end, both my bosses are moody today - oh wow is me, what am I going to do?...
Have a great one!!!
Friday, June 13, 2008
Happy Long Weekend....
I am so looking forward to relaxing this weekend....
It has been a long, tiring week for me (which is why I haven't been here so much).
This morning, I asked BF to put some fish fingers in oven, the man took the whole box of the think and chucked it in the oven - box and all!
Only when I started to check what funny smell was coming from the kitchen, I realised what he had done....
Dear God I said, what the f*ck was he thinking.... the whole kitchen was in smoke! Oh and on Wednesday, he decided that he was gon' make supper....
I wish he hadn't.....
Too much pepper and salt.... everything just looked brown, brown I tell ya! I love food with colour. Coz of the way that food was I was forced to have rusks & tea for supper.... of coz he ate his food, like there was nothing wrong with it.
June 16 is coming up and honestly lately the holiday for me has lost it's relevance, mostly coz for some it is just an extra day to get smashed and run amok. So I will spent the day catching up on my reading, I wished that there'd be some nice event goin on but haai, this is Nelspruit and the only events I know of is the government one and the "Back-to-School" party..... yup you have to be in a school uniform to get in.
I don't even have my old uniform with me anymore.... not sure if it would still fit me anyways.
Anyhooo.....
Hope ya'll have a supa rockas one!
It has been a long, tiring week for me (which is why I haven't been here so much).
This morning, I asked BF to put some fish fingers in oven, the man took the whole box of the think and chucked it in the oven - box and all!
Only when I started to check what funny smell was coming from the kitchen, I realised what he had done....
Dear God I said, what the f*ck was he thinking.... the whole kitchen was in smoke! Oh and on Wednesday, he decided that he was gon' make supper....
I wish he hadn't.....
Too much pepper and salt.... everything just looked brown, brown I tell ya! I love food with colour. Coz of the way that food was I was forced to have rusks & tea for supper.... of coz he ate his food, like there was nothing wrong with it.
June 16 is coming up and honestly lately the holiday for me has lost it's relevance, mostly coz for some it is just an extra day to get smashed and run amok. So I will spent the day catching up on my reading, I wished that there'd be some nice event goin on but haai, this is Nelspruit and the only events I know of is the government one and the "Back-to-School" party..... yup you have to be in a school uniform to get in.
I don't even have my old uniform with me anymore.... not sure if it would still fit me anyways.
Anyhooo.....
Hope ya'll have a supa rockas one!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Urgh tasting food....
I don't care how healthy it might be but Fat Free & Skim milk sucks... it's has this horrible taste that is just urgh....
I don't know how "health conscious" people do it. Tuna in "water" - I love my tuna with the veggie oil thank you. Then there is the Slimmer's steak - I buy that but it is so dry.
Obviously no one wants to be overweight and have funny illnesses caused by having an unhealthy "diet" but damn.... the skinny people overdo it sometimes...
I know I never want to be skinny but I don't wanna be "obese" either.
Ya, I don't do too fatty foods - but slap chips are an exception....
I love my food and there is no way I will start eating tasteless things coz it's "healthy and fat free"... I make sure that it is just healthy enough for me, I cook it so ya I check the things I put into whatever I am making....
I don't know how "health conscious" people do it. Tuna in "water" - I love my tuna with the veggie oil thank you. Then there is the Slimmer's steak - I buy that but it is so dry.
Obviously no one wants to be overweight and have funny illnesses caused by having an unhealthy "diet" but damn.... the skinny people overdo it sometimes...
I know I never want to be skinny but I don't wanna be "obese" either.
Ya, I don't do too fatty foods - but slap chips are an exception....
I love my food and there is no way I will start eating tasteless things coz it's "healthy and fat free"... I make sure that it is just healthy enough for me, I cook it so ya I check the things I put into whatever I am making....
Monday, June 9, 2008
What happens in Vegas..... def does not stay in Vegas!
I watched the movie: What happens in Vegas...... quite funny!
It was unplanned... the one minute we were going around looking for "lingerie" (apparently my underwear is not as sexy as I'd like to think it is, was.... whatever- ouch) the next thing we were paying for the movie tickets.
I hadn't done that in a while - mostly coz I chose to spend money on alcohol than goin to the movies. I can't be blamed for that though..... do you know how weird it is having people staring at you coz you came out of the theatre alone!!!
He, he, he ~ I've just remembered how strange it looked when these other friends of mine found me at my place sloshed out of my mind..... ALONE, and I was dancing.
One of them even decided to have a "talk" with me coz my drinking was getting out of hand (my thought: "WTF are you talking about dude, I just had about 12 bears that's all... shoo acting like I have major drinking problems") and it was a Friday ~ everybody knows that Fridays are "Get smashed" days so you can recover on Saturday & Sunday - duh!!!!!
Ok then..... about the movie, it is a must watch, it's nice with a bit of strange romance and isht! It'll make you laugh a little.... I find the strangest things funny so I laughed a lot!!!!
Mamma's boy is next..... next weekend!
ooh, Ooh.... we are having a long one. I am so gon' love this!!
It was unplanned... the one minute we were going around looking for "lingerie" (apparently my underwear is not as sexy as I'd like to think it is, was.... whatever- ouch) the next thing we were paying for the movie tickets.
I hadn't done that in a while - mostly coz I chose to spend money on alcohol than goin to the movies. I can't be blamed for that though..... do you know how weird it is having people staring at you coz you came out of the theatre alone!!!
He, he, he ~ I've just remembered how strange it looked when these other friends of mine found me at my place sloshed out of my mind..... ALONE, and I was dancing.
One of them even decided to have a "talk" with me coz my drinking was getting out of hand (my thought: "WTF are you talking about dude, I just had about 12 bears that's all... shoo acting like I have major drinking problems") and it was a Friday ~ everybody knows that Fridays are "Get smashed" days so you can recover on Saturday & Sunday - duh!!!!!
Ok then..... about the movie, it is a must watch, it's nice with a bit of strange romance and isht! It'll make you laugh a little.... I find the strangest things funny so I laughed a lot!!!!
Mamma's boy is next..... next weekend!
ooh, Ooh.... we are having a long one. I am so gon' love this!!
.... Monday - June9
So there was a storm on Wednesday.... telkom lines were dead - that would be the reason for my quietness and boring week! No internet... and I couldn't use the office phone either.
Today I came to work looking very thuggish.... yes I am lokshin like that!
Had a niceish/quiet weekend, I was making noise but then it turns out that the other neighbor gave birth to a baby girl, 5 weeks premature and so w had to turn down the volume coz the baby was trying to sleep!!! Ya,
When I have mine.... I'll remember to make other neighbour's live miserable too just coz the baby wants to sleep!!!
So I had just a blah weekend...... with lots of beer!
Have a great week....
Today I came to work looking very thuggish.... yes I am lokshin like that!
Had a niceish/quiet weekend, I was making noise but then it turns out that the other neighbor gave birth to a baby girl, 5 weeks premature and so w had to turn down the volume coz the baby was trying to sleep!!! Ya,
When I have mine.... I'll remember to make other neighbour's live miserable too just coz the baby wants to sleep!!!
So I had just a blah weekend...... with lots of beer!
Have a great week....
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
WednesDay...... (",)
What the fuck is it with men....
Think that they are always funny. BF in "play"mode... really ticked me off & left bruises on my arms and back, people might think that I am being physically abused by a deranged lover. So basically I started today in a very bad mood!
To add to that, his aunt called last night tellin him that it was a bad idea to live with me, it is like a "vat en sit".
Let me correct her....: Our living arrangement is not a vat en sit coz ~
1. We all pay the same amount towards rent.
2. His older brother stays with us as well as another friend....... we would've gotten a 1bed flat if that was the case, duh!!!
3. The reason behind this living arrangement was so that we could save a bit of money as we were all paying too much where we living...
4. It is convenient for everybody (for now that is)
5. If I was that kind of person, (slut is what she said I was... and the woman has never met me) doesn't she think I would gotten knocked up by some estranged dude by now... I had been living alone for a long time before I hooked up with current BF.
I don't feel like on about this anymore..... my gosh! Would ya believe that...
They ( BF's fam) seem to think that I am there to spend their son's money (which is not much, just so you know) and trap him in love-less vat en sit kinda situation.............................. or some odd shit like that!
I am the one who pushes him to do stuff for his fam as both the momz & papz are retired!
(**Calming down**)
So now that is the new drama in my love thing I have going on with BF.
And I am not talking to him today........ the whole day! I plan on sulking, moaning, irritating & pissing the shit out of all my housemates for the day. Childish..... maybe, but I'll do it anyways, coz I can.
Think that they are always funny. BF in "play"mode... really ticked me off & left bruises on my arms and back, people might think that I am being physically abused by a deranged lover. So basically I started today in a very bad mood!
To add to that, his aunt called last night tellin him that it was a bad idea to live with me, it is like a "vat en sit".
Let me correct her....: Our living arrangement is not a vat en sit coz ~
1. We all pay the same amount towards rent.
2. His older brother stays with us as well as another friend....... we would've gotten a 1bed flat if that was the case, duh!!!
3. The reason behind this living arrangement was so that we could save a bit of money as we were all paying too much where we living...
4. It is convenient for everybody (for now that is)
5. If I was that kind of person, (slut is what she said I was... and the woman has never met me) doesn't she think I would gotten knocked up by some estranged dude by now... I had been living alone for a long time before I hooked up with current BF.
I don't feel like on about this anymore..... my gosh! Would ya believe that...
They ( BF's fam) seem to think that I am there to spend their son's money (which is not much, just so you know) and trap him in love-less vat en sit kinda situation.............................. or some odd shit like that!
I am the one who pushes him to do stuff for his fam as both the momz & papz are retired!
(**Calming down**)
So now that is the new drama in my love thing I have going on with BF.
And I am not talking to him today........ the whole day! I plan on sulking, moaning, irritating & pissing the shit out of all my housemates for the day. Childish..... maybe, but I'll do it anyways, coz I can.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
TuesDay.... hubba ~ hubba
It hasn't even been a week and I am already not speaking to BF coz he refused to do the dishes last night. I made supper.....
I can't cook & do dishes while there are grown people in the house!
Like everytime something has to be done around the house.... he disappears! Oh & the excuses are there too. The "I have a terrible headaches", " I think I'm coming down with something & I am not too well" stories are old.. and I have used them all (when trying to avoid shagging)... and you'd think for a man he'd try some line I've never used on a man before!
I added yet another scar on me body... scraped my knee when I almost fell. How, why?????? I do not know, the one second I was walking then the next I was trying to balance and I was falling in a "would be very embarrassing" way. Anyways...
The new dude (the one that behaves gay but swears he is straight) asked when my female friends are coming to visit. Me said maybe this weekend and asked why.... " Oh, nothing. I am just wondering if they would want to come with us to the Blu Exclusive Party on Sats".
Uh huh.... what ever!
We (BF & I) are trying to hook up his older brother (31years old by the way) with a woman, any woman FFS... apparently he has never had a proper girlfriend and we suspect he is still a virgin. Do not ask why... we just do!
So he (older brotha) is reading & books of how to find a perfect partner and as a result of following the guidelines ~ none of what he has tried actually worked. The book is called "Waiting & Dating"
And he apparently is a born again christian person who attends some weird church but that is no excuse for him not to date.... everyone else he knows & goes to church with does.
Maybe I should butt out.....
mmmmm....
No, that is not my style........ I am the number on shit talker in the house so I'ma carry on pissing him off till he gets a GF before my BF gets too worried as he too suspects that his older brotha is gay! And you know how kasie boys are.., some just do not understand how a man can be gay when there are so many women out there.
Right..........
Back to work now!!!!
I can't cook & do dishes while there are grown people in the house!
Like everytime something has to be done around the house.... he disappears! Oh & the excuses are there too. The "I have a terrible headaches", " I think I'm coming down with something & I am not too well" stories are old.. and I have used them all (when trying to avoid shagging)... and you'd think for a man he'd try some line I've never used on a man before!
I added yet another scar on me body... scraped my knee when I almost fell. How, why?????? I do not know, the one second I was walking then the next I was trying to balance and I was falling in a "would be very embarrassing" way. Anyways...
The new dude (the one that behaves gay but swears he is straight) asked when my female friends are coming to visit. Me said maybe this weekend and asked why.... " Oh, nothing. I am just wondering if they would want to come with us to the Blu Exclusive Party on Sats".
Uh huh.... what ever!
We (BF & I) are trying to hook up his older brother (31years old by the way) with a woman, any woman FFS... apparently he has never had a proper girlfriend and we suspect he is still a virgin. Do not ask why... we just do!
So he (older brotha) is reading & books of how to find a perfect partner and as a result of following the guidelines ~ none of what he has tried actually worked. The book is called "Waiting & Dating"
And he apparently is a born again christian person who attends some weird church but that is no excuse for him not to date.... everyone else he knows & goes to church with does.
Maybe I should butt out.....
mmmmm....
No, that is not my style........ I am the number on shit talker in the house so I'ma carry on pissing him off till he gets a GF before my BF gets too worried as he too suspects that his older brotha is gay! And you know how kasie boys are.., some just do not understand how a man can be gay when there are so many women out there.
Right..........
Back to work now!!!!
Monday, June 2, 2008
Got one......
From Mrs Susan Morgan
N�[38 Rue Des Martyrs Cocody Abidjan,
Cote d'Ivoire
ATTNDEAREST ONE OF GOD
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Abram Morgan,who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he diedin the year 2004.
We were married for eleven years without a child. He diedafter a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death Idecided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which theBible is against.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here inAbidjan in suspense account.Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told methat i have serious sickness which is cancer problem.
The one that disturbsme most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided todonate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money theway I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fundfor orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour thatthe house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. Itook this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit thismoney and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want myhusband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation wherethis money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking thisdecision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going.
I knowthat I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says thatthe Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of myhealth hence the presence of my husband’s relatives is around me always Idon't want them to know about this development.
With God all things arepossible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact ofthe bank here in Abidjan. I want you and the church to always pray for mebecause the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of aworthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him inspirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information’s, any delay inyour reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual forthis same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as IStated herein. Hoping to receive yourreply.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs susan morgan
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Fine... I got one of these e-mails too and, what I wanna know is what are these people up to realy??? It bugs me 99.
So who wams to contact them and find out what they are on about????
N�[38 Rue Des Martyrs Cocody Abidjan,
Cote d'Ivoire
ATTNDEAREST ONE OF GOD
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Abram Morgan,who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he diedin the year 2004.
We were married for eleven years without a child. He diedafter a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death Idecided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which theBible is against.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here inAbidjan in suspense account.Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told methat i have serious sickness which is cancer problem.
The one that disturbsme most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided todonate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money theway I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fundfor orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour thatthe house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. Itook this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit thismoney and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want myhusband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation wherethis money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking thisdecision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going.
I knowthat I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says thatthe Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of myhealth hence the presence of my husband’s relatives is around me always Idon't want them to know about this development.
With God all things arepossible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact ofthe bank here in Abidjan. I want you and the church to always pray for mebecause the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of aworthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him inspirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information’s, any delay inyour reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual forthis same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as IStated herein. Hoping to receive yourreply.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs susan morgan
***************************************
Fine... I got one of these e-mails too and, what I wanna know is what are these people up to realy??? It bugs me 99.
So who wams to contact them and find out what they are on about????
Monday ~ Winter is here
I know I disappear sometimes- with the hope of coming back with a "bang".....(funny)
But that never happens!
I finally moved to that new place.... it's nice & biggish!
With the packing, unpacking, cleaning & doing 3week's of laundry..... I am still tired, so tired that when BF tried kissing me I told him he better stop coz he aint getting any - then later he got tired from cleaning & blah, I tried touching him & he told me to leave him alone coz I aint getting any either!!!!
I thought that we'd be shagging like monkeys since we'd be staying together full time.....
My room is a mess that I still haven't figured how I'm gon' clean up.
Oh.... we have another house mate staying with us, he insists that he is straight & attracted to older women @ that!!! This should really be fun... me staying with such funny characters!
I missed reading the posts from last week..... you know how it is like close to month end...... I have no internet connection!!!
It's starting to be cold ~ I know Joburg'az have been complaining about the cold weather for some time now but in Nelspruit.... It is still a bit warm.
I have to start investing in new pairs of socks!
This, being my very first time using prepaid electricity is gon' be tough coz apparently heaters use a lot of power.... I've never had to pay for electricity before and now I do and am being reminded to save, save, save!!! Shooo... hot water bottles it is then!
Later.........
But that never happens!
I finally moved to that new place.... it's nice & biggish!
With the packing, unpacking, cleaning & doing 3week's of laundry..... I am still tired, so tired that when BF tried kissing me I told him he better stop coz he aint getting any - then later he got tired from cleaning & blah, I tried touching him & he told me to leave him alone coz I aint getting any either!!!!
I thought that we'd be shagging like monkeys since we'd be staying together full time.....
My room is a mess that I still haven't figured how I'm gon' clean up.
Oh.... we have another house mate staying with us, he insists that he is straight & attracted to older women @ that!!! This should really be fun... me staying with such funny characters!
I missed reading the posts from last week..... you know how it is like close to month end...... I have no internet connection!!!
It's starting to be cold ~ I know Joburg'az have been complaining about the cold weather for some time now but in Nelspruit.... It is still a bit warm.
I have to start investing in new pairs of socks!
This, being my very first time using prepaid electricity is gon' be tough coz apparently heaters use a lot of power.... I've never had to pay for electricity before and now I do and am being reminded to save, save, save!!! Shooo... hot water bottles it is then!
Later.........
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