Friday, February 1, 2008

No cap and load shedding

First it was load shedding then after I downloaded a few things I reached my cap..... 'twas a rather sad time for me coz I couldn't blog or go to mySpace!

I swear I had so many thing I wanted to write about but now I've just gone blank!

All is still good in love-land, everyting is just so FINE that it is starting to bore me! Where is the drama and petty fights??? Gosh.... I like him a lot though!

Other things seem to be goin well, and I've decided that 2008 should be the year I learn how to budget properly so I do not find myself broke every now & then! I am afterall turning 24 and am well on my way of being a grown-up, not young adult anymore....

Funny story, Mother asks when I am getting hitched seeing how fast the years are going past.... me said, Errrrrrrrrr, So what am I getting for my b'day?

It is a Friday people and (even though am tryin to save $ to buy more booze on he 9th) I will get sloshed this weekend....... I will come up with better things to write about on Monday!

Monday, January 21, 2008

As I had thought.... Boring weeekend!

Well I did have a quiet weekend indoors.... that included very first mini argument with HP on Friday night and denied meself a good shag coz I was quite pissed off!

Saturday came and still had no plans so decided to make house spotless, did laundry and cooked. HP came to visit after work and decide we should get smashed....... brilliant plan, yes,yes! Kwaki came over but had to leave to BCR, leaving me & HP to get sloshed together. After a couple of Amstels (mcwah), we got to deep in conversations and ended up talking about isht from the past - scandals came out - but I had to blame it on the booze (oldest & most stupid excuse ever).

Than I fell sick...... was more pissed off coz it is no shagging for the next 4 days for me!!!

New week and in a few minutes power cuts will hit us and I'll have to pretend to be busy with something (I do most of my work on pc). Damn load shedding!!! If I was working @ the Government complex for one of those departments.... I'd be enjoying as I'd just pack my belongings and hit the road heading home for a nap (weather so in favour for that @ 22degrees with rain).

Manje eish BEE boss doesn't play that isht..... time is $$$, no time for taking naps!

I'll log of & try to get as much work done while I still can!

HP is a sweetheart!

Oops.... I think I've officially gotten it bad 4 the dude, no worries though - it'll pass. Soon I pray, love makes people do funny things!

Friday, January 18, 2008

Am too broke to do isht.

So since I have been dropping hints about wanting presents for my b'day, HP caught on and decided to ask me what I exactly wanted and................... I couldn't answer! See, "we" are still new so I felt that I shouldn't go all expensive on him! I was thinking something like an apple phone, a Wii or X-Box maybe or a nice GENUINE leather bag but then again there will be another b'day (hopefully, we'll still be dating).

Am sensing a dull weekend, reason = am toooooo broke, I am just in pieces! Praying for a friend to rescue me and get me intoxicated, just a little bit you know! And maybe take me to a noisy place with people dancing, drinking and having fun - obviously at their expense! LoL...

Or I'll just opt to stay indoors but when I hide myself then people will be worried, thinking I am sick or dead but it is actually worse - I'm broke!

Month-end isn't too far so I'll be brave for a lil' while! See, cute people also go broke, we just don't show it!

I bet if I had to "spring-clean" my place especially the bedroom, I'll find coins and hopefully a note, preferably a blue'ish, whitish one.

No more bitching for the day, so I will end it right there!

Okay................ happy weekend!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

I R Getting Older - Again

And just so no one tunes me the "Oh really? I didn't know" or "I totally forgot" or "Agh, darl... Happy belated" isht!



I'll say it while it is still good and early neh, I R be turning 24 on the 09th February 2008, which will be in 23 days! Yes I have been counting.



See for me there are only a few days I really look forward to - My B-day, the long weekend that makes Monday a public holiday automatically and New years eve! I have no other things that I have to celebrate.



So this is my somewhat weak attempt to get gifts or atleast a happy b'day msg ke.



I don't know what I'll be doing this year, I'm thinking a "surprise" b'day party 4 myself @ Masinga's dam- and I will act surprised!!!!



All gifts will be highly appreciated.......... yes any gift, I'm not too pick but for those who don't know what to get me - I'll take any pinotage, merlot or atleast a Four cousins Rose (If budget is too tight) but better make that the 1,5l bottle!



Oh ya and maybe new curtains for my lounge!



Ya, the thought that I'm actually getting older shocks me sometimes coz I still like playing a lot, like really playing! But "they" do say that one is only as young or old as they feel..... sometimes I feel like a teenager!

Hot, hot day

Good news is that I made that audition I had to do....... and got a call back - yay!!! Sad part is that I might have to cut down on my alcohol binges, so I do not run my mouth like I do when I'm excited and intoxicated.

I have to record a pilot episode and ke I've decided that my first interview will be with a fellow blogger, though he doesn't know it yet! It just makes sense that way! Had to write some proposal isht kind of thing.... I did and as soon as they gimme a green light, then I'll let the person know!

I never asked how much I'd be getting paid, figured it's only normal for me to wonder - if we are getting paid! Imagine having a career that doesn't pay, Eish, I'd rather stick to my normal job!!!

Funny! The sms I got read "Congra!!!! U made it on our odishin", haai kabi but imagine getting a script with serious spelling mistakes like those neh........

It is fcukin hot in Nelspruit - as if that aint new! I'm developing some other heat rash look-alike-thing on my face, so sad!

I have a guest that I want to tell to leave already, it's been 4 days and I R starting feel uncomfortable at my own place......... clearly she has over-stayed her welcome! Ya'll should've seen the surprised look I had on my face when I opened my fridge and cupboards yesterday just when I got back from work............... now that was a Kodak moment! People need to understand that I am used to living alone and for that reason whatever that is in my house is only enough for 1 person -me! Simple, HP even knows that when he comes over he brings his own isht.

Can't be supporting another grown ass woman, isht! I've got my own ass to worry about..... I don't even have a pet to look after, so how much more a 22yr old woman! If I were lesbian and gettin some from her, I'd probably see this differently but nah......

Pls do advice on how to get rid of friend that lives off moi!

Monday, January 14, 2008

Oh but why..........?

I say Load Shedding se gat!!! Just when I was typing away trying to be done with office work so I could get away for a minute............ power failure, serious! Our gate is so dumb, it has to be opened manually if there is no power! Had no choice but to take a 2 hour nap under my desk, no music, no Internet, no coffee..... ya neh!!!

Yo, what happened to Spackle or whatever her name was, she did a few trax with R.Kelly. Loved her music, pity she joined the has beens of American music.

News are so depressing......... there for I refuse to watch them! Will just catch I need to, like the ever so wrong weather report.

Thought I was gonna have a quiet weekend with HP and nope that didn't quite happen, his brother came to visit........................... then on Sunday, Nonsense came to visit, the whole fcukin day - she even slept over! See I had it all figured out................. I was gonna wake up, take a baths, pretend to clean my place, have breakfast then get laid....... watch a few movies and get laid............ have a snack somewhere in between, then get laid again............... make supper, eat and get laid, watch something on TV, sleep, wake up and get laid!!!!

Now how do I do that when there is like 8 people drinking Amstel & Marzen golds outside. Was a bit pissed off, though I did manage to get some lovin this mornin when I woke up.............. someone was late for work vandag!!!

heee, heee...... am tired but very pleased!!!

Oh but why..........?

Friday, January 11, 2008

KWV

Ok.... something very weird!

Wait, first of all I didn't know KWV made wine, I thought it was just brandy & probably something else similar.

So manje I was reading a letter dated 20 November 2007, calling me in for an interview on the 03rd December 2007..... apparently I applied for some Brand Ambassador position!

Why I think it is weird: I have never applied for that job period! I have already missed the "interview" and ke if I did apply for that job why don't they have all my contact details i.e cell #, and the letter was sent #10.... I haven't been using that address in over a year! I know I am an alcohol-lover but ke imagine if all this happened in good time...... the gonna be in CT, all that wine.... my gawd!!!

Ok can't cry over that now.... nice trick though ( if it was 1)!

Back to today... Friday it is and I aint got plans! Nonsense called saying she wants to visit kusasa, HP too. I think I need a new hobby!

Happy weekend to all.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Rainy days, auditions and HP

Am on a mission to find HP's brother a girlfriend.... the dude keeps popping up 4 a "visit" whenever HP is @ my place! I hear he hasn't been laid in 10months......... and right now he is attracted to a person who might be a hazard to his mental state.

Apparently I'm an internet whore........................ still don't understand why though!

Getting into MBTV might be harder than I thought, especially since I haven't been paying much attention to Splacka - HP be the reason for that! Was called in for some sort of audition @ short notice, script & all.... I tell you this for free - It wasn't the best, I am however hoping for a call back so I can nail it the second time around! I just rocked up there after work, dressed like me nje, a box of Chicken Licken Hot Wings @ hand and looking very lost when I saw all those females sitting with scripts there............. make-up, heels and hairstyles! Me thought - What Da Fcuk, just then they all turned to look @ this freak. Ok, I thought to myself! One thing though, the next time they decide to have a script done - they must puhlease get someone who can write proper English.... that makes sense!!!! It might just be less confusing for some of us!

Back on Hot wings story..... Ya'll should have seen the look at that woman's face when I was making drive-through or rather a Fly-thru as Chicken Licken said it, order! I specified that my order was "to go" with an accent.... like duh? I felt like annoying someone just nje coz I can!!!

Gawd I wish this rain could just stop..... I running out of clean clothes coz I haven't done my laundry in a long, long time!
Add to that, waking up in the morning is not that nice.... I feel like I can just sleep the whole day!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Freak'staz

After dancing like a freak on some weird drug and macking on a 3o'something old mahosha - thinking it was his last weekend in Nelspruit................ Kwaki will only leave in Feb. I'm sure not a lot of people notice how funny you looked on that dance floor my friend!

Ok then besides all of that, I have a home made porn clip................. and I'll keep that to myself for fear of thought of as a nympho and freak!

Why must January be so slow?

Haaa, I do hope to see faces in Nelspruit this year though! I have been chilling with people who are not exactly the kind of people I'd like to be seen with! No names will be mention for fear of being sued for "defamation of character" or maybe it might just be that I'm scared of what they'd do to me................ er? NOT.

Truth is as much as I look like the junkie type, I'm actually not and for that same reason I hate being around people who do cocaine and all those funny drugs.

What day is it today??? Holiday fever hasn't fully left my system yet

Friday, January 4, 2008

December...........

Back at work already - I suck sometimes!!!

Low down on what we got up to these holidays................

Firstly I gotta say this - Uhuru is a CRAZY freak, finish & klaar! If I say more than this than I'll revealing too much so for fear of being asked too many questions I shall end it right there.

Some friends are in a very lost space.............

I said I was gonna fall in love this year and yup, I'm well on my way to being someones girlfriend..... HP is officially the man ( I never shut up so you'll get the low down on the relationship)

Kwaki is leaving for Venda - urh, Good Luck I guess ( make us proud and get that degree or whatever that you'll be doin'). He says he exercises now... by walking to town - wow!

Blaque is an even bigger FREAK..... talk about a person who'll confuse 5 people all at once! Be good in Jozi wena otherwise izoku gwinya!!! Buza abaziyo!

People have been threatening to quit drinking........... I, on the other hand do NOT make empty threats or promises so ke mina ngizobona what this year brings out of me!

Lebowakgomo rocks - for a place in the middle of a very dry and rural area.... Had much fun there! Try sitting in between a current boyfriend & an ex-fling in the same car - nice!

RIP to Keith aka Bhubesi ( don't know his surname) - a drinking buddy passed away 2 days before Xmas, apparently there was a prostitute in the car with them! We will miss you dearly - as we will be one short of a person who will entertain us by blackin out.

Will post on some more of what went down..................

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

w'end fun!

Nice - a bit blah weekend full of noise in a nice way though!

So friends (Kwaki, Khauki, Kliff & Blaque) finally met HP..... some approved, don't know about the 1 that pulled an act I couldn't figure!?! The less I say or think about Friday night, the better!

Blaque aka Jabzella came finally and as expected had stories to tell... She can talk, I mean 5 - 6 hours of her just talking non stop - would that be considered as talent?

HP's brother lost his recycled innocence to her, poor man!!! Kwaki had reason to get pissed off this weekend and ke, I feel your anger dawg!

MBTV's Kasie Xpress's first episode was shot this past Sunday.... was a nervous freak but I'll get used to it in time!

All in all - yup.............. seems like HP will be around for a while!

Xmas coming up and I aint got plans!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have ya'z a good one - Happy Xmas and a Merry New Year

Friday, December 14, 2007

Booze, LonG WeekEnd, BiatcheZ & HP

"Tis a Friday people............

So in a few minutes there'll be a power cut, then I'll stick around the office for an hour or so and then come up with an excuse 4 leaving early. And when I say leave, I mean going to hook up with female friends and getting smashed ( in every way possible), Blaque is visiting me this weekend, yo (ngiyasaba) - then later on HP will call me and ask how my day is & probably tell me about something that happened to him @ work, that he misses me blah, blah, blah..... drink some more then miss having HP around.

That is when I am gonna call him and tell him some mushy, sweet something then he'll come over to my place to do things to me!!! Ha, see - My day is planned!

Eating Jelly babies for breakfast (couldn't eat anything after I had spoken to some guy who has the worstesssssss bad breath I have stunken in my life, I almost barfed- does that make sense?), still haven't done groceries 4 December - eish!!!

My goodness - long weekend, I can only hope that Tuesday morning will be good to me as I am planning some serious debauchery (don't know the spelling)???

Fellow Bloggers - have a good one!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

HP be da man???

I have officially gone soft....... HP is turning me into a sweetheart! The thrill I used to get just by turning a man's life upside down has suddenly gone pooof.



It is much too soon for me to start feeling this person..... I can't, I refuse!!! I get butterflies in my tummy when I speak to him, I become giggly and all smiles when he's around - That is so not me! Must be poetry he sends me every now and then, so shweeet....

(I saved and went out for a few hours, now the story might change from what it was in the morning)


Oh, I tend to lose interest when the "man" falls hopelessly in love with me coz the I feel like I don't have to work at getting his attention......... HP has called me 6 times today....."missing" me! So he says! and I'm meeting the older brother - Too, too soon! Would've been better if I was just meeting one of his "BoiZ".

It's been a while since K has been with "man" so yeah I do love the attention - But I do not need to know about everything that happens in one day @ his work place, the funny isht ya but really now - keep it at a minimum right? Right!!!

Gosh, last night was it.......... yo! Ok enough about that!!!

So is this a serious relationship or is it headed there - I don't know yet, I have been avoiding those for quite some time now but I am in "like", very much & it scares me!

Everybody......... I see a "Blog" Soapie coming soon!

Monday, December 10, 2007

Stoned..........

So ke had a quiet weekend at home.... with NO alcohol!

I had a visitor - one we will refer to as " HP", HP will be the dude I wrote about in my last post - the one who wanted to save things for later...... yes him. Later....... is still gonna be later coz we didn't do anything else besides talk for hours and being stoned!!! I had never listened to so much ragga music in my life, I enjoyed it though......................

He's not what I thought he was so I'm gonna let him be, I'm good at driving people away but I think I wanna keep this one around for a long time.

Kwaki sorry I missed your call and no I wasn't getting any at all.... I got caught up doing other things that I didn't care where my phone was at. and I saving your advice for Later.

Haai, phela Saturday while chilling with HP my ex calls me, telling me that he is stuck in town and he had left his keys in Witbank or something along those lines................... basically he wanted to come sleep @ my place and ke I was like what????? He even made it sound as if I was obligated to help him out...... haai, haai, haai!!!! I just put my phone on silent and carried on with my night - not so long ago I asked him 4 a favour and he did not budge but manje I must be the one who rescues him! One word - BULLSH*T - akuphele okuphelayo!!!!

Thursday, December 6, 2007

MetroSexual Isht, makes no sense to me sometimes.

Lord help coz the next time I see a grown ass man sipping on a pinkish-orange-ish cocktail - I'm gonna barf........ I don't know! It looks so fagg'ish, especially if that man is sitting right opposite me, while I'm doing dry reds & gold tequilas.



Brotha man saw me drive past Total garage in Steiltes so he followed me in his fresh leather smelling G5 to Spar, parked right next to me and said "Hi" as I was walking into the shop...... I think he kinda sensed that I was thinking what da fcuk?!?



So he waited next to the car till I came out the store. Then came me walking slowly (Mp heat aint no joke hey), so da brotha was like "Eish jo, can I just know you"? So I stared, my gosh the nose was so huge & shiny - an image of Bozo the clown came to mind. Wearing too much pin-stripes, pants, shirt & tie - not forgetting the BEE shoes ( those shoes look painful and a bit funny on some - I'm sure some of these men have nasty corns and fungal infections) Anyways so we get to talking and number exchanging - me thinking why not, he's just a boy from Limpopo, looking for a good time with a chick from Nelspruit that looks loaded. I kept the fact that I'm broke and driving around in my boss's car to myself.

Got a call from the dude, he recently just got paid so he took me out to LaVida for drinks...... wait, before you think I drank the guy under the table - I'll let you know that I actually behaved this time.

Will I get a call from him again? I don't know! Ya'll know I can't keep my mouth shut so yes I spoke a hell lot - forcing the guy to be a man of very few words.

I think I have a crush on a broke guy, he's quite a looker though.... I tried pulling the "Oops, sorry I kissed you by mistake - I didn't mean to" stunt - It did NOT work. I felt like I had lost my mojo. This is what he said " It's not that I don't want to but I just want it to be special - so I must save it for later". Me thought dude it aint like I said fcuk me right now?!?!?!

So ke that's that..... I hope I see him soon! He has got me waiting........................................................................Patiently!
He doesn't drink.

See when people are intoxicated, it makes it easier for people like us to take advantage and blame everything else on being "Drunk".

I am going home in 40minutes, I'll sms him to see if "later" could be today.

Kwaki - don't visit me today, buddy...... You might disturb my plans!!! LoL, ngiyadlala!!!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Get Gone, I'm over you......

The year is almost gone and I had time to think of the many things I got up to in the 11 months that have passed.



1. I moved out of home to rent a bachelor pad less than a kilometer away...



2. I realised how being broke really feels like and trust me - it aint nice @ all.



3. I accepted that I couldn't make "him" love me..... and with that came a series of failed attempts to fall in "love" with someone else, I still hate love.



4. I took in a "friend" who in return fucked me over, coz of her obsession with a man that is already in love with another woman. Yes some females actually do that, what ever happened to "girl power" and a sistah havin another sistah's back???



5. I was told that I have a good voice for radio (but I should NEVER try singing).



6. A friend made me feel like I'm harmless when it comes to other things - damn that chick is a predator.



7. I lost a cool friend - Supa, R.I.P



8. JabzeLLa aka Blaque Diamond left for Cape Town to to finish school, Thank the gods she left Nelspruit.

9. Oh, and I made a promise not to lie anymore...... I have stuck to that, though I have told a few lil white lies to get out of dates with men that bore the shit outta me.

10. When I moved out of home..... I thought I was gonna have as much shagging as my tush could handle - Guess what, it has been months - aint no shagging goin on right about now. I can count the times.......

11. There have very good days, bad ones and some days were just ok.

12. The love of my life - Amstel left then we were reunited again - ah what a lovely day it was, I think my eyes were teary too, looking at that cold one in the fridge at the bottle store in Steiltes... (sob, sob - good memories)

13. The people on MySpace and here on blogger kept me entertained through all those sad, lonely days....

14. Kwaki moved back home...... Kliff is losing his hair...... what more can I say?

15. All those good drunken nights @ BCR..... aaaaahhh!

Ok, ok..... too many things happened, so I can't go on and on!!!

So ke........... my plans for 2008 =

  • I WILL fall in love with someone
  • MBTV
  • I will cut down on the boozing & puffing
  • and do all the other things that I always postpone for no reason.

Don't want to say all the things I want to do coz I know I won't get around to doing them - then I'll feel like I've failed myself then I"ll go into state of depression feeling like I just can't do fokol.

Hate it, hate it. SO to avoid disappointments in myself I don't set any resolutions, I just do whatever that has to be done at that time. Ne.

Sho.........................

Monday, December 3, 2007

Woza December's Drama

Yo, yo, yo

Friday night was on some other tip....... It has been a while since our small town was that much fun. Really, I mean most people came out this Friday. K was seeing old faces, some I couldn't recognize - don't know if it was the booze or something else but ke I had fun.

The kind of fun I haven't had in a long time, mainly coz I have to think about what "they" are goin' to say when "they" see me with a green bottle and ciggy in hand.

Came 5 o'clock me still dancing like a "white chick" - L.o.L while female friend's phone was being jacked...... too much action for my eyes, it was like a movie!!! I swear. Blood all over, people jumping over barbed wire fences into some old boer's farm chasing some stupid thug wanna be, cars stolen alles - I mean whoah, me on the other hand - still downing beers and yelling out something, not sure what really but ke I was.

Not even 20 minutes later.............. at the filling station, another fight started, apparently because one of the guys from our side said "hi sweety" to some dude's wife. Bricks and things were flying, this was like @ 05H30 or so. Hi-Tech securities had to be called in. Piet, Koos, Jaco and whatshisname came rushing threatening to arrest - as if they had the powers?!?

And we carried on with the drinking, Had to call it quits sometime after I tried telling anyone who cared to listen that it was the 1st of December - cheeks were heavy and I was seeing triple by then. I'm not sure if I still have money to pay my rent!!!

Next Saturday........... it's on again, beach party and all!!! I foresee a failed event. I'm gonna be up to the usual.

Did I mention that my panties (with other things) were stole from place last Friday....... Long story, "burglar" used my key to "break" in! Issues and drama nje was something I wasn't up to so I gave up on find out the truth - I'm not much of an investigator anyway. The "burglar" forgot to steal all the other things that they could actuall sell for money or some isht like that.... Eish, I wasn't hurt or anything I was just pissed off.

MBTV is coming soon............................ I'm on top of that world right about now! Is anyone of you getting ma a christmas gift??????

Monday, November 12, 2007

Agony Aunt K

Knowing very well that K doesn't have a man, friend comes asks advice on man-love problem.... like really now what answer did she expect from a man less female that would rather drink something with an alc. % than go ga-ga over a thing with a dick?!?

Dear friend in CT tried hooking me up with a dude, not just any dude - a 19 year old dude, boy, that! Now K is 23 for fcuk's sakes - what am I gonna do with a teenage boy? Does boy have something interesting to offer to K? Been thinking for a good 43 seconds and na, Can't come up with a good reason why I'd date a young boy, I am not that desperate! I think I'd actually bitch slap myself if I ever woke up next to anyone younger than 23.

So ke, might as well say what friends' problem is coz I just can't keep my mouth shut. Friend fell in love with man, man already has a "wifey" - steady-girlfriend that everybody knows about. They tried keeping it a secret but people started asking question after man started refusing girl to go out with friends (me) and all that other control-freakish things.

Even man's friends ask girl what the hell was she thinking coz man has wifey? So now girl is confused as she doesn't know if it is love or lust she feels for man....

Me said "eish, ntombazan' angazi yaz! Anginandoda mina uyazi nawe! Wena ucabangani?". Best way of getting out of confusing myself too, I can't really play the agony aunt card well coz chances are I'll tell you isht the way I see it and that might come out not so nice, then people will start calling me bitch.

Friday night was weird, me and same friend decided to stock up some wine, got smashed while singing along to love-hate-sad songs. Neighbors didn't bother telling to shut up this time..... they must have sensed that me & friend are not too nice people as we were both suffering from monthly female sickness. Now you know not to mess with me when I have certain feelings raging about, I might just hurt you.

New week..... new shity isht to go through!

Monday, November 5, 2007

Friends

And then there are people who just like making me look like an angel............. Drunk friend pulled whore-like stunts last Friday, don't ask.... isht happened too fast, I just stood there with my mouth open!!!

I've been good and frustrated lately, I have a dog (a real one) that wants to be treated like a human being. See I've never had a pet (of my own) so I'm not used to caring for an animal, so friend has a puppy now - one puppy that is fed really good food (that happens to be mine), sits on my couch, jumps on my bed and wants to fall asleep on someones lap.....

I can't do it............ at all! I'm not a mean person so it has been rather difficult to tell friend that I don't want the dog at my place anymore! The dog is cute but Haaai!!!!

Was just thinking of how fast this year went by (for me, that is) December time is around the corner - don't think I'm waiting for Christmas here.... I'm black, we don't do much on the day!!! It's the getting "merry" I'm talking about, ummm!!!

My weekend are getting a bit strange though...... I think it's the not drinking, none-the-less I still have fun of my own!!!

Another friend J'bzella "coc404"will be visiting soon, that is one person that can talk anyone under the table, damn that girl can talk. It's what we miss about her though, can't wait!!!