BF's parents are coming to visit next week.... for the whole fcukin week!!!
SAVE ME......
That is a desperate cry for help! Asseblief tog!
BF is so happy coz "It'll give them a chance to know you".... NOT, they are already complaining that we are sleeping in the same room! OMG when will I get a chance to smoke or drink beer.....
This is so not happening, I wish it doesn't.... ooh but BF is gon' be so disappointed, saw his face change when he told me that they (his parents) would be visiting.... I just froze and the first words out of my mount were ~ What, why, when, why oh god, I think I need to visit a friend!
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Moving on slowly......
Cats, I love cats for some reason they just interest me but because I am black I cannot have one as a pet for fear of being accused of practising witchcraft. It is so weird how black people are so supersticious.... as a teenager I wanted a monkey for a pet and my momma said NO, finish & klaar! "what do you want our neighbours to think???? I am not a witch and if we have a monkey staying with us, that is exactly what they will think"
Fcuk it man.....
SO as a results I grew up with no pets whatsoever.... there was that one dog a very long time a go but it tried biting me so it was clearly not my or our pet, a stray dog I think it was!
So BF wants a dog.... ok so I suggested that we get those miniature sausage dogs or chiwawa but no HE wants those big ass dogs..... my problem: they shit too much and I am terrified of them, they are so not cute!!!
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luckily you get the big assed dog as a puppy... so you get used to it :)
i have a cat... *evil laugh*
Funny, do you know why the Caucasian blondes keep chihuahuas? Word from the kitchen is that they teach it to appreciate sour milk, so the madam, when she's alone in her room will spill sour milk on her punani and invite the little mongrel to lick it on the clitoris until she cums. Cats for the same reason, some milk on the clit, some licking by the innocent feline. Big dogs, no ways - so go for a big one to kill speculation when you walk it at Crossing. Well, believe me
LMAO... you'll have the parentals under your roof for a whole week? Okay, it'd be bad enuff if they were your own parentals...but the in-laws????? Fingers crossed for you. Oooh hear's an idea...get them some KFC like in that ad...then they'll love ya forever! LMAO.... good luck with that!
LMAO @ the monkey... that's supa creative! That wud have made a great pet, me thinks! Hows about getting a Dalmatian? Is that what they're called? You know them big *ss dogs that look like horses and bark like Mr T on steroids! Yeah... they're cute but still deadly lookin! kill two stones with one bird ne! LMAO
Divas, hhmm
Apparently there are black chicks who use dogs and cats for punani-licking. I met a Mpumalanga poet (whom I must confess I boldly told that I thought she was an escort but damn bitch can write). This girl said dogs were good. She really reccommended them to her friends while we were having a convo (so little to prove my suspicions wrong).
If there was some stupid animal that could give good head do you think niggas would become zoo owners? I heard there were dolls that can do that. Where can a holy nigga buy one and stop this skirt chasing...
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About parents invading! Girl run.
i will try to be there to offer my heartfelt condolences. dont worry as long as none of your friends decide to visit u should make a good impression. about the dogs that give head all i can say is the day i have a daughter she ain't getting any pets
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