Madoda musani ukudlala ngabantu besimame nize nivuke ekuseni nizelule sengathi lukhulu enilwenzile kanti lutho. Okokuqala nje musani ukuchatha ngeSunlight Soap. Uma uyindoda chatha ngembiza yokushubisa imizwa. Uma ungenayo noma ungazi ukuthi uzoyitholaphi buza kwabaziyo. Nakhu ke okumele ukwenze uma uyindoda efuna ukuthandwa ngempela ngothandiwe wakho.
1. Mbuze ukuthi ufuna umbhebhe ngakuphi umbuze futhi ukuthi ufuna ufende usheshise yini noma cha.
2. Mbuze ukuthi uyakujabulela yini uma ugudlisa ikhinqi emalebeni, ukuxoxa kwenza ungasheshi uchithe.
3. Mtshele angabi nahloni ayisho into uma ingamphathi kahle, njengokuthundela emlonyeni.
4. Mthintathinte kamnandi esithweni sakhe sangasese uze ukhothe ubhontshisi ngolwimi, uwuncelisise aze achame noma kathathu.
Akunankinga ngiyazi ukuthi uzobe esekujaha ukuthi nibhebhane, muzibe sengathi awumuboni.
5. Noma usungamyeka manje ukumncela, muncele ibele esinye isandla asimnwaye inkomo slowly ungabi idlabha (Don’t be rough) because that area is very sensitive.
6. Yaneliseka ukuthi useqhanyelwe ngokwanele, uyakwazi ukumbona.
7. Thathake umthondo uwugudlise phezu kabhontshisi aze aphefumulele Phezulu. Bhasobha ungawufaki wonke umthondo phakathi ngoba uzohluleka ukuzibamba uvele uchame. Take your time, ufake kahle phakathi uwukhiphe futhi kahle slowly. Otherwise uma usheshisa Ngeke umuzwe kahle ukuthi umnandi noma cha.
8. Uwufake phakathi ufende kahlanu noma ngaphezulu kancane. Ungatatazeli.
9. Mufende kahle ungasheshi futhi ungabi too slow, Don’t forget to tell her uma uzwa ukuthi ungahle udubule, uma engakathandi ukuthi uchame, ukhiphe umthondo ushaywe umoya, uphinde uwubuyisele.
10. Kubalulekile futhi ukwazi ukuthi uthanda ukufendwa asheshiwe noma cha, ngoba kungenzeka ulingisa inkukhu nje wehlulwa yigolo, ulokhu uzincoma uthi uyakwazi kanti uyinhlabathi nje.
11. Qiniseka ukuthi uyachama before nawe uchame. Umenza konke lokhu nje uyamthintathinta ezingonweni zamabele, umkhothe nase mqaleni. Musa ukumenza ilovebite. Yiba yindoda ezwanayo nama blue movies “Sex Vidoes”
12. UNGALINGE UKHOHLWE UKUCELA UMUDLA NGEMUVA. PHELA ILA UBUMNANDI BUKHONA FUTHI NAYE UYATHANDA UKUDLIWA NGEMUVA.
13. Qiniseka ukuthi uyamuzwa uma echama ngoba kuyingozi ukumshiya engachamile, phela uketshezi luyashisa uma lungaphumanga lonke, ungabona esekufebela kanti nguwe ovule amathuba.
14. Ungesabi ukumphenya inkomo yakhe, uyibukisise uze uyidlalise ngeminwe yakho, phela abantu besilisa ayesaba ukuyivula kuze kube ngcono amadoda.
15. Make sure that umdlalisa ngokwanele ngaphambi kokuba ufake uhalakasha lwakho lolu ukuze asheshe achame, mnike umthondo adlale ngawo, ube yi toys lakhe.
16. Akongiwa umfazi, uma ungamudli namuhla umbekele bani, inkomo ngeyokuhlatshwa noma engafuni, mbhebhe ngendlela yokuthi angakuqhathanisi namuntu.
17. Musa ukuba nesikhathi sokubhebha umkakho, ungalindi kuze kuyolalwa, noma umfica ekhishini khwela phezu kwakhe.
18. Kumele ngabe uyamazi ukuthi yini ayithandayo, menze leyonto ayithandayo, this is sex ingeyenu nobabili.
19. Livule lonke igolo lomkakho, (kodwa abanye banamahloni) faka ulimi lwakho embotsheni, uncele umsunu, amalebe ngiqinisile ngithi kuwe, noma ecabanga ubufebe akasoze ngoba nguwe wedwa omudla ngaleyondlela.
20. Uma kwenzeke iphutha uNoxolo wacela ukuthi umbhebhe, yenza njalo, bese uthi ungena nje kumkakho ube umbingelela ngawo, kuyokuthatha isikhathi eside ukuthi ungathundi ngoba kade uqeda kuthunda kuNoxolo.
UMA UWALALELE LAMAZWI UYOBA INDODA EMADODENI. NGEKE FUTHI ABATSHELE ABANGANI BAKHE UKUTHI UYANELE NOMA CHA YINI OCANSINI NGOBA LOKHO KOMDALELA INKINGA ABANGANI BAKHE SEBEFUNA UKUZWA NABO LENTO OYIZWAYO. WENA OWESABA UKUKHOTHA UMKAKHO AWUKAQALI UKUMBHEBHA, BAZOKUBHEBHELA YENA.
And there it is, the black men have spoken!!!
***If someone feels they want to try and translate this into English.... do try***
26 comments:
what a pity! what's the gist of it?
Er....
it's a zulu speaking man telling other men how to "do" their wives/GF in bed otherwise he'll come do it for them.... basically
Nokho kuyezwakala weSliki (AfroSliq)... mina ngizwa kahle. Ukuthi nje bengithi uyinsizwa koda isithombe esiphambi kwami singikhombisa intombi imoyizela kuqhaqhazele izibilini. Uma singabuyela empendulweni kaMaswidi (Sweets), er... ntomb'yam Maswidi, uyabona lento ekhulunywa nguSliki iliqiniso elingephikwe. Yikho nje ukuthi akuvamile ukufana ukwenza nokukhuluma, kodwa nami ngizoke ngizame ukusho uma sengizo "dubula" engakalungi lowakithi. Impela ibiloku ingikhingca eyoku "dubula" kuqala nakhu lokhu phela ayiqokovuli nansi ingane yabantu. Ngithi ngiyalikhipha kukho ukuthi sekonakele vele.
Ngizoke ngizame kona ukutshikiza kancane kancane ngingasheshi hleze kuzongilungela.
Elokugcina kuMaswidi. Ngisola sengathi kunefinjwana phakathi kwakho nomlingani wakho ntomb'nkulu. Ukuba bekungenjalo Maswidi, ubuzokikiza kudume ihhovisi (uma usebenza) noma isikilasi lonke (uma usafunda) noma indlu yonke (uma uyi "house exec").
Ngiyaphela lapho.
EISH MF2 SIYAKUZWA KODWA PHELA NATHI BANTU BESIMAME AWUSINIKE AMA TIPS TO DO OUR MEN
Can't belive I missed out on answering this back then.... Kodwa khululekani, sengibuyile la kwa blogger!!!!
I will get to it no!!!
mmm Afro uyayichaza impela lento even though im new but i can learn alot
lollypoppy
nathi phela Afros sinike ama ideas okuthi sibenze bangasikhohlwa abayeni bethu
mina ngithi asibenzeni abantu bethu besilisa ngazozonke izindlela esingakwazi ngayo, ujike embhedeni umnike wonke amakhona ne back njalo iuawubamba umendo ungakhohlwa otherwise uyosala kanjalo, make sure ukuthi uyamkhathaza njengodali wami nje akafisi lutho uma sengimbambile
wow wot a bunch of horny rats!!!!
Mna ndithi komama mabenze lento kuthiwa yi-kegel exercise ngesilungu. Iyenza ikuku ibencane. Owesimame uva kamnandi kanti nendoda iva kamnandi. Yifundeni kwi-internet. kuthiwa yi-kegel exercise.
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ayicha guys niyakhuluma am a virgin bt manje i wish i cud break my virginity soon b4 its too late
"1. Mbuze ukuthi ufuna umbhebhe ngakuphi umbuze futhi ukuthi ufuna ufende usheshise yini noma cha.
18. Kumele ngabe uyamazi ukuthi yini ayithandayo, menze leyonto ayithandayo, this is sex ingeyenu nobabili."
Thixo!! hazba iphi na indodam ikhe ifunde yoooonke lento, yhu, njeba aske abengathi ubulala ingonyama nje ngale pipi yakhe xa endikhwela, yerr!....
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tjo ja neh,mina umthondo wakhe uyitoy yami impela,kodwa yena ingquza yami akeve eyisaba,kanti unomthondo omkhulu khona esaba ukudlala ngayo nje.ukuyikhotha-ke sekungamane kuvuke obabamkhulu,kanti ngiyazifela ngokukhothwa shame.ngimtshele kanjani ukuthi ngfuna ukukhothwa,
tjo ja neh,mina umthondo wakhe uyitoy yami impela,kodwa yena ingquza yami akeve eyisaba,kanti unomthondo omkhulu khona esaba ukudlala ngayo nje.ukuyikhotha-ke sekungamane kuvuke obabamkhulu,kanti ngiyazifela ngokukhothwa shame.ngimtshele kanjani ukuthi ngfuna ukukhothwa,
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