Wednesday, May 30, 2007

To all those who strayed.....

Yesterday - during my lunch break I decided to check some other blogs, you know, just to see what other bloggers write about.

I came across this other one: fotodehomens.blogspot.com!!!!

I swear in my whole entire life I have never seen so much dick... it was just dick, dick, dick,dick every where... I was so shocked, my hand was shacking, my clit was feeling funny and my heart just pounded away!!!!! I could just jump to the next blog but there's this thing about me that sometimes gets me into shit coz I just wanna know, so I scrolled down...................................

I wished I didn't - really, ok I enjoyed looking at all those dicks, biggish, smallish, mediumish - all kinds!

And then it clicked to me and I found reason to why there aren't so many good looking, STRAIGHT, honest men for us single women to find------- They are all F*ckin GAY!!!

I'm not homophobic or whatever they call it but man, all those guys on that site are just hotttt, sexy everything with bods that one would love to lick and they are gay!!!

I've got gay friends, some got me very pissed off coz they were going for the dudes I had my eye on so now really, I have to compete with men with dicks just to find my guy, that is just bullsh*t, straight up & down like d@.

Then the porno kinda' pictures came up - guys giving other guys head, that whole ish(don't wanna go into detail). Well maybe guys give better blows than women who knows, but one thing I know 4sho is that one of the best mufs I've ever had was from a WOMAN so could it be, maybe !!!

So now (not in a bad way) they guys that are somewhat available for us to chose from are married, engaged, have about 3 baby-mommaz, has beenz, sick and not that much interesting to gawk at, well there are just a few good ones left but that doesn't give much to select from now does it?!?

Mmmm, those boys are just delicious and to add on that the blog is written in some foreign lingo that I don't know and I know most women have had one of those thoughts of being stranded in some remote island with a young wet lookin, hot thing wearing some swimming shorts with no top, speaking some other language!!! Can only be some explosive ish!

After all that I get off work ne and go to my friends house.... sitting in the lounge all by myself, mind having flashes of those dicks I had seen earlier on..... I heard sounds of my friend and her man shagging, and I'm by my friggin self - dude how horny was I???? Turned the volume higher, it did NOT help at all coz I kept thinkin about it!!! Now that was fucked up - 4real.

Anywho, that was my day izolo and yes I went to my place all alone and I slept my horninezz away - It was cold!!!

Later!!

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