Yup, you read right!
This is officially my first drunken post!
I don't have much to say except that when I told people that I am leaving Nelspruit, all the wanted to do is get me drunk! What nonsense is that huh?
I am at work now, I had to stay up coz had I slept, I wouldn't have woken up! I came back to the house at 4a.m.
Interesting thing though is that people (around this devil'ish town) really do like talking about me - I am like a topic of interest nje! I think they will the ones to miss me first - really!
highlight of my night - Trying to have a meaningful conversation with a chick high on crack! She's got multiple personalities - it was funny and strange I can tell you that much! She's has some dodgy behaviour going on! She kept yapping for a good 20minutes non stop - pshhh , and peepz thought I'm a motor-mouth!
Need to start on my work now... Later
Friday, June 3, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Letting GO!
When something is said often enough than it probably is true >>> I say that because in between me doing a lot of thinking and weighing the pros and cons of my latest decision I had to understand the saying"everything happens for a reason". I just hope that I don't have to kick myself afterwards.
I have finally decided to move back home, and when I say home - I really mean home. Sleeping in my old room and old bed! I've never really given Durban a chance, all I know is that I've always loved living in Nelspruit but - this town has really become too small for me, even after taming down a bit to look "normal", my isht is just not working out here.
So basically, I am teaching myself HOW TO LET GO! Plus I strongly believe that if I do move away from this evil place, I will stop this nonsense of drunk calling my exs coz honestly there are just not enough men in Nelspruit! LoL
I cannot justify the last statement but go figure!
Oh dear, I am so sleepy - It's a Monday 12H05 to be exact and all I want to do is dose off! Great.
> I met a few interesting characters this past weekend and I will just leave it at that.... I was quite an interesting one with lots of drama and this time it wasn't about ME! Heeeeeee
Gotz to go now.
I have finally decided to move back home, and when I say home - I really mean home. Sleeping in my old room and old bed! I've never really given Durban a chance, all I know is that I've always loved living in Nelspruit but - this town has really become too small for me, even after taming down a bit to look "normal", my isht is just not working out here.
So basically, I am teaching myself HOW TO LET GO! Plus I strongly believe that if I do move away from this evil place, I will stop this nonsense of drunk calling my exs coz honestly there are just not enough men in Nelspruit! LoL
I cannot justify the last statement but go figure!
Oh dear, I am so sleepy - It's a Monday 12H05 to be exact and all I want to do is dose off! Great.
> I met a few interesting characters this past weekend and I will just leave it at that.... I was quite an interesting one with lots of drama and this time it wasn't about ME! Heeeeeee
Gotz to go now.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
I are alive! Yes I are...
Wow, the last time I was on this space was about 11 months ago!
And..... you can close your mouth now, I aint dead yet! It would actually take a hell lot more than hot tempered bosses and shady boyfriend to get me to go 6feet under!
Firstly: I will tell you this one thing >>>; giving advice is easy, taking your own advice is something on another level all together! I say this because I, for the last 6 months have had this VERY bad habit of drunk-calling my ex - well one of them actually, at odd hours of the morning! Why I do this is totally beyond me as I am the first to stop a friend from drunk dialling. This was so serious that last weekend, I sat on the steps outside of Carisma (A cocktail lounge place) crying coz he wouldn't answer my calls. It must have been the most confused moment for the people that were around me at that time (approximately 3:45am - I don't understand why I deprive myself of sleep and stay up till this time hey. It happens almost every Friday hahahahaha - Shit I am a nut case!)
I must admit though that I was intoxicated (ladies don't get drunk). From a whole bottle of Merlot, to Gin & Tonic then Mojitos and Red Square Energisers -- I think I might have threw back a few tequila shots as well... I am not sure though! And no before you start judging me I am not an alcoholic. I just choose to get smashed on Friday nights. I really don't have anything else to do on those days, being single doesn't help either.
I'd rather be single then put up with dodgy acting male characters - That's just another story all together.
I should have came back to blogging a long time ago!
Alright, I need to go get lunch now. I'll be back *not in that Robocop voice though*
And..... you can close your mouth now, I aint dead yet! It would actually take a hell lot more than hot tempered bosses and shady boyfriend to get me to go 6feet under!
Firstly: I will tell you this one thing >>>; giving advice is easy, taking your own advice is something on another level all together! I say this because I, for the last 6 months have had this VERY bad habit of drunk-calling my ex - well one of them actually, at odd hours of the morning! Why I do this is totally beyond me as I am the first to stop a friend from drunk dialling. This was so serious that last weekend, I sat on the steps outside of Carisma (A cocktail lounge place) crying coz he wouldn't answer my calls. It must have been the most confused moment for the people that were around me at that time (approximately 3:45am - I don't understand why I deprive myself of sleep and stay up till this time hey. It happens almost every Friday hahahahaha - Shit I am a nut case!)
I must admit though that I was intoxicated (ladies don't get drunk). From a whole bottle of Merlot, to Gin & Tonic then Mojitos and Red Square Energisers -- I think I might have threw back a few tequila shots as well... I am not sure though! And no before you start judging me I am not an alcoholic. I just choose to get smashed on Friday nights. I really don't have anything else to do on those days, being single doesn't help either.
I'd rather be single then put up with dodgy acting male characters - That's just another story all together.
I should have came back to blogging a long time ago!
Alright, I need to go get lunch now. I'll be back *not in that Robocop voice though*
Monday, June 14, 2010
Howdi...........
Am I the only person that feels just normal now that the world cup is finally here.
Personally I blame it on winter, it gets so cold that the thought of going to the Fan Park is just a naah ahh! I do not own anything warm...... I can walk into a shop with the intention of buying a jacket or jersey and will leave with a sleeveless top instead. Even back then I just used to wear Tumelo's jackets all coz I couldn't find a jacket that speaks to me!!!!
So because it'd be too cold for me to out, I chill indoors and watching soccer alone doesn't make much sense to me. I must admit though, many people are goin insane - almost every facebook status update is on soccer, flags on cars, the works and here I am with not even a Bafana shirt. But that does not in any way mean that I do not support our national team!
I was hoping for Ras Dumisani to redeem himself by singing the natonal anthem again - correctly this time though.......... oh well we can't always get what we want vele. lol.
Personally I blame it on winter, it gets so cold that the thought of going to the Fan Park is just a naah ahh! I do not own anything warm...... I can walk into a shop with the intention of buying a jacket or jersey and will leave with a sleeveless top instead. Even back then I just used to wear Tumelo's jackets all coz I couldn't find a jacket that speaks to me!!!!
So because it'd be too cold for me to out, I chill indoors and watching soccer alone doesn't make much sense to me. I must admit though, many people are goin insane - almost every facebook status update is on soccer, flags on cars, the works and here I am with not even a Bafana shirt. But that does not in any way mean that I do not support our national team!
I was hoping for Ras Dumisani to redeem himself by singing the natonal anthem again - correctly this time though.......... oh well we can't always get what we want vele. lol.
Friday, March 26, 2010
What I want to do before my next birthday!
1. Enter Big Brother Africa - I am so serious about this hey!
2. Go for advanced driving lessons @ Kyalami - I am a good driver though, just want to perfect it (hahahaha).
3. Go camping - tent and all. I do go to lodges with camping sites but have this fear of sleeping in the wilderness. Horror movies have removed all desire to go into the "woods".
4. Pursue that Online Magazine dream I've had for the last 5 years.
5. Have an arguement free conversation with my mother and actualy tell her everything.
6. Try out those Kulula/Shot Left holiday packages. I have a feeling that I might enjoy Knysna.
7. Mack on a guy. (Oh dear)
8. Pimp my ride - myself*** and - Yes, learn how to change a tyre.
9. Possibly leave Nelspruit - It's about time. Polokwane, Bloemfontein or Cape Town????
10. Introduce the concept of hugging in family.... I know that sounds strange but honestly my family is distant, the kids get along very well with each other while the grown folks have a somewhat cold feeling towards each other. No parent in our family has a good relationship with their own kids. Strange family I come from I tell ya.
Well, that's it! If I can atleast do 3 or a lil more of the above, I'll be almost satisfied!!!!
It's Friday! YaY.........
Tequila?
Yes!
And I need to relax!
2. Go for advanced driving lessons @ Kyalami - I am a good driver though, just want to perfect it (hahahaha).
3. Go camping - tent and all. I do go to lodges with camping sites but have this fear of sleeping in the wilderness. Horror movies have removed all desire to go into the "woods".
4. Pursue that Online Magazine dream I've had for the last 5 years.
5. Have an arguement free conversation with my mother and actualy tell her everything.
6. Try out those Kulula/Shot Left holiday packages. I have a feeling that I might enjoy Knysna.
7. Mack on a guy. (Oh dear)
8. Pimp my ride - myself*** and - Yes, learn how to change a tyre.
9. Possibly leave Nelspruit - It's about time. Polokwane, Bloemfontein or Cape Town????
10. Introduce the concept of hugging in family.... I know that sounds strange but honestly my family is distant, the kids get along very well with each other while the grown folks have a somewhat cold feeling towards each other. No parent in our family has a good relationship with their own kids. Strange family I come from I tell ya.
Well, that's it! If I can atleast do 3 or a lil more of the above, I'll be almost satisfied!!!!
It's Friday! YaY.........
Tequila?
Yes!
And I need to relax!
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
I need RELATIONSHIP advice - pronto!
It has taken me a whole year, yes a year get over him..... remember him, the one that rocked my boat 2007 - 2009! We had to good times and I believed he was my "soul mate" - bet you didn't think I believe in that huh????
So I have put myself out there - but damn I've had to be careful, with all those vulture and users out there.
I've "liked" 3 people since then and every time I thought of giving it a chance with them, I always found reasons not to. Some of the reasons wouldn't make much sense to you but yes, different strokes for different folks (whatever that was meant to justify). If the tables had to be turned on me, I'd probably flip like WTF but ke that is besides the point - what's important here is that I protect my heart and ego.
Apparently I am "cold hearted" too, hey I didn't know that till a few days ago when a friend and the supposed-to-be-new boyfriend went out to a club and I left him standing to go mingke with my peoples - we had just met the day before so naturally I didn't want to seem like I am the clingy type (That is my justification for my actions) and naye he knew a lot of people there so he wasn't totaly alone. Tumelo thought so as well, he said I didn't love him enough - or rather didn't show it enough. I don't know hey - I'm aquarian, go read my star sign and you'll understand why I am like that.
One thing for sure is that it does get lonely in singleville, especially when I call up my peoples and they all tell me that they are spending time with the partners!!!! *SMH*
I feel betrayed after I hang up the phone!
Yo, y'all tell mw now - HOW DO I GET HOOKED UP? and make it last, put aside all reservations and the thoughts of being heart broken????? Help a sitah will ya!
So I have put myself out there - but damn I've had to be careful, with all those vulture and users out there.
I've "liked" 3 people since then and every time I thought of giving it a chance with them, I always found reasons not to. Some of the reasons wouldn't make much sense to you but yes, different strokes for different folks (whatever that was meant to justify). If the tables had to be turned on me, I'd probably flip like WTF but ke that is besides the point - what's important here is that I protect my heart and ego.
Apparently I am "cold hearted" too, hey I didn't know that till a few days ago when a friend and the supposed-to-be-new boyfriend went out to a club and I left him standing to go mingke with my peoples - we had just met the day before so naturally I didn't want to seem like I am the clingy type (That is my justification for my actions) and naye he knew a lot of people there so he wasn't totaly alone. Tumelo thought so as well, he said I didn't love him enough - or rather didn't show it enough. I don't know hey - I'm aquarian, go read my star sign and you'll understand why I am like that.
One thing for sure is that it does get lonely in singleville, especially when I call up my peoples and they all tell me that they are spending time with the partners!!!! *SMH*
I feel betrayed after I hang up the phone!
Yo, y'all tell mw now - HOW DO I GET HOOKED UP? and make it last, put aside all reservations and the thoughts of being heart broken????? Help a sitah will ya!
Friday, March 5, 2010
Realy, there is absolutely nothing more interesting than the human life itself! - and I will not back that up with an explaination of why I think so... simply put - I am just sayin'.
And I do just want to bitch about my employer a lil' bit (hoping that she never discovers that I run this blog).
I swear it is like she wakes up in the morning and thinks "hmmmm, I wonder how can I f*ck Khensani's day today, nothing much just annoy and piss the isht outta her till she start spitting fire!?"
Wow.
On the brighter side of that, they say you are dead if no one thinks or talks about you!!!
Looking forward to an awesome weekend - yes!
And I do just want to bitch about my employer a lil' bit (hoping that she never discovers that I run this blog).
I swear it is like she wakes up in the morning and thinks "hmmmm, I wonder how can I f*ck Khensani's day today, nothing much just annoy and piss the isht outta her till she start spitting fire!?"
Wow.
On the brighter side of that, they say you are dead if no one thinks or talks about you!!!
Looking forward to an awesome weekend - yes!
Monday, February 22, 2010
Thank the gods VDay is over!!!
Yes, it was just another Valentine's Day that was just like any other day to me - I have never gotten anything special on this particular date, so ya - I figure that it realy is not relevant to m e anymore. Better now that I am out of school and no one can FORCE me to wear Red and White, Red alone, or STAR White!
I am not bitter about it, no I am NOT.
Besides, I am one of those who wants gifts any other ordinary day and Valentine "the original one" is no relative of mine. Everyday should be valentine's day........ uh? No. We human beings are too selfish for that.... It's 2010 and we are still blaming the "recession" for being stingy!
To all those who believe in V.Day. Good luck - for next year!
I am not bitter about it, no I am NOT.
Besides, I am one of those who wants gifts any other ordinary day and Valentine "the original one" is no relative of mine. Everyday should be valentine's day........ uh? No. We human beings are too selfish for that.... It's 2010 and we are still blaming the "recession" for being stingy!
To all those who believe in V.Day. Good luck - for next year!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
This is a public Announcement............
Yeah, now that I have your attention:
I just wanted to remind all of you that my birthday is coming up again (09 February 2009), I am not too picky so any type of present will be appreciated!!!!
I have also decided that I'll be 25 again this year, in fact, I plan on being 25 for the next 4 years.
Don't be shy to ask for my number and delivery address hey!!!!
***one would think that by now I would've have stopped being obsessed with my birthday***
That aint gonna happen mates!
Mcwaaah!
I just wanted to remind all of you that my birthday is coming up again (09 February 2009), I am not too picky so any type of present will be appreciated!!!!
I have also decided that I'll be 25 again this year, in fact, I plan on being 25 for the next 4 years.
Don't be shy to ask for my number and delivery address hey!!!!
***one would think that by now I would've have stopped being obsessed with my birthday***
That aint gonna happen mates!
Mcwaaah!
Monday, January 25, 2010
I'm a Millionaire.................. fok it, realy now!
Stichting de Nationale SporttotalisatorLucky Day Lotto Nl.Laan van Hoornwijck 55,2289 DG Rijswijk-The NetherlandsKVK 41151075
Dear Sir/Madam,
We write to inform you that the results of the Netherlands LUCKY DAY LOTTO Promotion new year anniversary, held on 4th day of January, 2010 , have been released. Your email was attached to a ticket that won the lotto in the second category.
Therefore, a prize amount of One Million Dollars ($1.000.000.00) shall be your total payout after the official verification of your identity. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000.000.00 email addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the Internet.
The sum has been awarded to your email address in our online randomly selected email. Hence you did not have to apply in any way or form for this participation,as it is strictly for email users around the world.
At this juncture, your payment will be made by our appointed claim agent, for the details of this notification, kindly send your complete Names, Address,Age, Occupation, Telephone Number and your country of origin to the accredited claim agent officer, Mr. Jan Peters (Director of Operation) M.A.M & Finance, via this email address: (mediterraneoamf@live.nl) or (jpetersnl@aim.com) for the processing of your prize.
Congratulations!!!
Yours Faithfully,Mrs. Nessen DelsinkPromotion Manager
Reply to: mediterraneoamf@live.nl
Dear Sir/Madam,
We write to inform you that the results of the Netherlands LUCKY DAY LOTTO Promotion new year anniversary, held on 4th day of January, 2010 , have been released. Your email was attached to a ticket that won the lotto in the second category.
Therefore, a prize amount of One Million Dollars ($1.000.000.00) shall be your total payout after the official verification of your identity. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000.000.00 email addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the Internet.
The sum has been awarded to your email address in our online randomly selected email. Hence you did not have to apply in any way or form for this participation,as it is strictly for email users around the world.
At this juncture, your payment will be made by our appointed claim agent, for the details of this notification, kindly send your complete Names, Address,Age, Occupation, Telephone Number and your country of origin to the accredited claim agent officer, Mr. Jan Peters (Director of Operation) M.A.M & Finance, via this email address: (mediterraneoamf@live.nl) or (jpetersnl@aim.com) for the processing of your prize.
Congratulations!!!
Yours Faithfully,Mrs. Nessen DelsinkPromotion Manager
Reply to: mediterraneoamf@live.nl
Realy? Are these people kidding me ~ ok here's another mail I received.... read on
FROM THE DESK OF MR MOHAMMED
ALIREGIONAL MANAGER INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANK
KUMASI BRANCH GHANA.
Dear friend,My name is Mr Mohammed Ali, I am the regional manager of the International Commercial Bank kumasi branch Ghana. I got your information during my search through the Internet. I am 48years of age and married with 3 lovely kids.
It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don't want problem, but i don't know how you will feel about this because you might feel that its scam yes there are many scam. but am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret after doing this transaction with me.
I only hope we can assist each other. But If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again.I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the regional manager of the International Commercial Bank; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra-Ghana at the end of each year. On the course of the last year 2008 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made Three million seven hundred and fifty thousand dollar [$3, 750.000.00] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.
As an officer of the bank I cannot be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist receive this money into your bank account for us to SHARE. While you will have 40% of the total fund.
Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.
If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much.As soon as I receive your response I will details you on how we can achieve it successfully.
I will want you to reply me through my private email address at (alimohammed1899@gmail.com)
Best RegardsMohammed Ali,
ALIREGIONAL MANAGER INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANK
KUMASI BRANCH GHANA.
Dear friend,My name is Mr Mohammed Ali, I am the regional manager of the International Commercial Bank kumasi branch Ghana. I got your information during my search through the Internet. I am 48years of age and married with 3 lovely kids.
It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don't want problem, but i don't know how you will feel about this because you might feel that its scam yes there are many scam. but am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret after doing this transaction with me.
I only hope we can assist each other. But If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again.I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the regional manager of the International Commercial Bank; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra-Ghana at the end of each year. On the course of the last year 2008 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made Three million seven hundred and fifty thousand dollar [$3, 750.000.00] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.
As an officer of the bank I cannot be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist receive this money into your bank account for us to SHARE. While you will have 40% of the total fund.
Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.
If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much.As soon as I receive your response I will details you on how we can achieve it successfully.
I will want you to reply me through my private email address at (alimohammed1899@gmail.com)
Best RegardsMohammed Ali,
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
I just needed to share this.......
Reporter:''Yini i-ANC ne IFP bangezwani''? Kubuza ireporter kuShenge.
Shenge:''ngizokuphendula mawuzophendula lembuzo ewu 3
Shenge:1.''yini amakaka enkomo?'
Reporter: ''ubulongwe'' kuphendula ireporter
Shenge: 2.yini amakaka enkukhu?
Reporter: ''isitibhili'' kusho ireporter
Shenge: 3.Ubani upresident wase Afganistan?
Reporter: 'angimazi'' yaphendula ireporter
Shenge: ''uyabona ke wazi amasimba nje kuphela ayikho into
engingayikhuluma nawe''
Shenge:''ngizokuphendula mawuzophendula lembuzo ewu 3
Shenge:1.''yini amakaka enkomo?'
Reporter: ''ubulongwe'' kuphendula ireporter
Shenge: 2.yini amakaka enkukhu?
Reporter: ''isitibhili'' kusho ireporter
Shenge: 3.Ubani upresident wase Afganistan?
Reporter: 'angimazi'' yaphendula ireporter
Shenge: ''uyabona ke wazi amasimba nje kuphela ayikho into
engingayikhuluma nawe''
Monday, January 11, 2010
Welcome to the year of great things!
Oh my, how long have we been waiting for 2010?
And now that it is here............................ nothing much has changed! Waaaah
I thought my imaginery empire would be up and running by now, I had a heck lot of other wishes for this year too!!!!
One thing for sure though - I am finaly going to do ME!
If no one suports on this, then fokof.... disown me vele, coz kusho ukuthi you do not want to see a smile on this chikita's face!!!
I missed blogging so much!
I am 26years this year and I feel way younger than I did last year - yes, I want to be forever young!!!
Hayi ke, let's see what great things we will all do this year!
Let's GO!
And now that it is here............................ nothing much has changed! Waaaah
I thought my imaginery empire would be up and running by now, I had a heck lot of other wishes for this year too!!!!
One thing for sure though - I am finaly going to do ME!
If no one suports on this, then fokof.... disown me vele, coz kusho ukuthi you do not want to see a smile on this chikita's face!!!
I missed blogging so much!
I am 26years this year and I feel way younger than I did last year - yes, I want to be forever young!!!
Hayi ke, let's see what great things we will all do this year!
Let's GO!
Monday, December 28, 2009
How sick is it for people to use the name of the Lord for corruption......
DONATION FOR THE LORDFrom: Mrs Mercy Ufanga
PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
I am the above name person from Sierra-Leone. I am married to Dr Johnson Ufanga who worked with Sierra Leonian Embassy in South Africa for nine years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.
Before his death we were both born again Christians and we lived happilly. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is really against. When my late husband was alive he secured $15Million (Fifteen Million U.S.Dollars) with financial institution here in Cote D'Ivoire. Presently, this money is still with the financial institution. Recently, my Doctor told me that from all the test conducted on my health, I am not going to last long, expecially, due to my cancer and stroke.
But what disturbs me most now is stroke. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to churches or Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct. I want a church or individual that will use this money to fund churches, Orphanages and Widows. Also, the propagation of the work of God, building and maintaining the house of God through this money, is very important.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians. I don?t want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers, for their own selfish interest and in an ungodly manner. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me sometimes.I don't want them to know about this development, but I know that With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Financial institution in Ivory coast. I will also give you all information regarding the deposit of this money. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and your church to always pray for me because God work in misterious ways. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Who ever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose.. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you soon.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,Mrs Mercy Ufanga.
and there is more....
Dearest one,
How are you doing today? i hope all is well with you over there. Thank you for your kind concern towards me,my day is very boring over here in Dakar Senegal, in this camp we find it hard to go out because we are not allowed to do so, it's just like one staying in the prison and i hope by God's grace i will come out from here soon. i don't have any relatives now that i can go to, all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war, the only person i have now to complain to is Rev.
David Bamba who is the pastor of the Church of God Mission here in the camp. he has been very good to me since i came in here, i am using his office computer to send you mails. i am living in the girl's hostel because the camp has two hostels one for boys and the other for girls. our reverend Tel number is (+221-766-859-736) and his email address is (revdavidbamba@yahoo.com). if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the girl's hostel and i will come to his office to speak with you.
As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. i want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. dear, please keep this secret within us because i would like you to know everything about me. i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will like to send to you to assist me acheive my dream, because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin.
the amount in question is $5.7( Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars)l will like you to assist me transfer this money to your account and you help me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you. i can't withdraw the money myself due to my refugee situation here in this country. i want you to send me your contact information's such as
Your Names ............
Age .......................
Address .................
Telephone .............
Bank Info ..................
I got in touch with the bank and made them to know about my intentions to withdraw this money, i also got them aware of the death of my father and they have verified it with all their confirmation and verifications.
However, they advise me to get in touch with a very responsible person who will stand on my behalf as my trustee in regards to withdraw this money. since i am presently in refugee status over here and wouldn't be permitted to handle this amount of money.
I just have to let you know all about me so that you can assist me to acheive my future dream. i kept this secret out of people here in the camp, the only person that knows about it is Reverend David Bamba because he is like a father to me.my dear, i hope to hear from you soon..
yours forever,Evan.
<> as we carried on communicaing via email, I realised that this person is bull shitting me!!!
PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
I am the above name person from Sierra-Leone. I am married to Dr Johnson Ufanga who worked with Sierra Leonian Embassy in South Africa for nine years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.
Before his death we were both born again Christians and we lived happilly. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is really against. When my late husband was alive he secured $15Million (Fifteen Million U.S.Dollars) with financial institution here in Cote D'Ivoire. Presently, this money is still with the financial institution. Recently, my Doctor told me that from all the test conducted on my health, I am not going to last long, expecially, due to my cancer and stroke.
But what disturbs me most now is stroke. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to churches or Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct. I want a church or individual that will use this money to fund churches, Orphanages and Widows. Also, the propagation of the work of God, building and maintaining the house of God through this money, is very important.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians. I don?t want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers, for their own selfish interest and in an ungodly manner. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me sometimes.I don't want them to know about this development, but I know that With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Financial institution in Ivory coast. I will also give you all information regarding the deposit of this money. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and your church to always pray for me because God work in misterious ways. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Who ever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose.. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you soon.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,Mrs Mercy Ufanga.
and there is more....
Dearest one,
How are you doing today? i hope all is well with you over there. Thank you for your kind concern towards me,my day is very boring over here in Dakar Senegal, in this camp we find it hard to go out because we are not allowed to do so, it's just like one staying in the prison and i hope by God's grace i will come out from here soon. i don't have any relatives now that i can go to, all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war, the only person i have now to complain to is Rev.
David Bamba who is the pastor of the Church of God Mission here in the camp. he has been very good to me since i came in here, i am using his office computer to send you mails. i am living in the girl's hostel because the camp has two hostels one for boys and the other for girls. our reverend Tel number is (+221-766-859-736) and his email address is (revdavidbamba@yahoo.com). if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the girl's hostel and i will come to his office to speak with you.
As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. i want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. dear, please keep this secret within us because i would like you to know everything about me. i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will like to send to you to assist me acheive my dream, because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin.
the amount in question is $5.7( Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars)l will like you to assist me transfer this money to your account and you help me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you. i can't withdraw the money myself due to my refugee situation here in this country. i want you to send me your contact information's such as
Your Names ............
Age .......................
Address .................
Telephone .............
Bank Info ..................
I got in touch with the bank and made them to know about my intentions to withdraw this money, i also got them aware of the death of my father and they have verified it with all their confirmation and verifications.
However, they advise me to get in touch with a very responsible person who will stand on my behalf as my trustee in regards to withdraw this money. since i am presently in refugee status over here and wouldn't be permitted to handle this amount of money.
I just have to let you know all about me so that you can assist me to acheive my future dream. i kept this secret out of people here in the camp, the only person that knows about it is Reverend David Bamba because he is like a father to me.my dear, i hope to hear from you soon..
yours forever,Evan.
<> as we carried on communicaing via email, I realised that this person is bull shitting me!!!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
The 60's come to Nelspruit......... finally!
Yes, finally something has come to liven up this dull town of ours.............. and for that I will not be spending money on a trek down to Mafikeng!!!!
I love Nelspruit, as dull as many people may like to think it is, hectic things happen here!!! We have it all I tell ya! It's like a mini Pretoria here. I always have fun though, I simply do me and people want to be a part of it and end up having as much fun as I am.
I hear that the organisers came across some glitches but I must say that they've hid that part very well from us - me in particular...... Since I am going back to events in a month I have to know who's trying to do what so I can scheme on how it can benefit me ans the company!!!
Can't wait to party like a rock star this whole weekend!!!! I have friends with very Diva like behaviour, one of them once decided to pour a whole bottle of Moet on herself ( and you know that, that bitter tasting Moet shit is abou R1600 at the club)!!!!
Next week is the Mpumalanga Hip-Hop Show - now that is my scene, I will be there noma kanjani.
I love Nelspruit, as dull as many people may like to think it is, hectic things happen here!!! We have it all I tell ya! It's like a mini Pretoria here. I always have fun though, I simply do me and people want to be a part of it and end up having as much fun as I am.
I hear that the organisers came across some glitches but I must say that they've hid that part very well from us - me in particular...... Since I am going back to events in a month I have to know who's trying to do what so I can scheme on how it can benefit me ans the company!!!
Can't wait to party like a rock star this whole weekend!!!! I have friends with very Diva like behaviour, one of them once decided to pour a whole bottle of Moet on herself ( and you know that, that bitter tasting Moet shit is abou R1600 at the club)!!!!
Next week is the Mpumalanga Hip-Hop Show - now that is my scene, I will be there noma kanjani.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Howdie mates.........
I was told that I sometimes make people feel unloved because I get too self involved!!!!!
I think not but everybody is entitled to their own opinions - Even though I may not be too sure how exactly do they fit in this whole equation called "my life".
Oh I am so looking forward to being back full time................
I see BlaQ the Poetic Dreamer is back, now I have to re-recruit Uncle Kwaki and Bridget!!!!! They are missed dearly, don't you think???
Later
Friday, October 23, 2009
My dramatic life as I know it!
Not so long ago I was happy that I was quiting a job I had spent all my adult life at for a new one!!! One, that carried so much promise of growth and a few more thousands than what I was earning....................
And here I am wishing to sue the company for misleading me into believing that this could be my dream job, false promises and so on.
So here I am again, going back to the same entertainment industry that I tried running away from! Mncim.... 1 good think came out of it though, I went out into the world and learnt this and that about retail and with that have grown to respect people working behind the scenes ( like I am), there is ust so much work that goes into planning and pulling through a promotion on sensitive food products and keeping track on competition, the long hours, the crappy store managers and owners.
I had great days and very, very, bad ones that made me run to the loo to cry myself better.
Am now jotting down my resignation letter............. (my mother will flip when she hears this)! And come December, I will back at Ziyaphenduka - only this time, I will also be making my company work as yours trully has landed some delish deals for next year!!!!! Wow, am so relieved I could just break a tear!!!!!!!
Only glitch though is that I will now be working with an ex shag mate of mine that got hired shortly after I left for my not-so-green-pastures earlier on this year - and will possibly be neighbours with him!!!!!! Talk about complications.......... anyways, I will just have to deal with it and set ground rules!
1. What happened then (and two weeks ago) must not affect the working relationship.
2. Since we now have to keep things all so proffessional now, no more bonking like crazy monkeys.
3. We can do the whole " drinks after work" thing, but bear in mind that I am also attractive to other people so no jealous fits when I am beng macked on. LoL
4. am still thinking of more rules to set............ and also wondering how will I behave when his pregnant GF comes around and I am there - guilt written all over my face coz I know that I had been shagging her man like crazy!!!!! Oh my........ what is a girl to do?
My next post will have details of what I have been up to!
And here I am wishing to sue the company for misleading me into believing that this could be my dream job, false promises and so on.
So here I am again, going back to the same entertainment industry that I tried running away from! Mncim.... 1 good think came out of it though, I went out into the world and learnt this and that about retail and with that have grown to respect people working behind the scenes ( like I am), there is ust so much work that goes into planning and pulling through a promotion on sensitive food products and keeping track on competition, the long hours, the crappy store managers and owners.
I had great days and very, very, bad ones that made me run to the loo to cry myself better.
Am now jotting down my resignation letter............. (my mother will flip when she hears this)! And come December, I will back at Ziyaphenduka - only this time, I will also be making my company work as yours trully has landed some delish deals for next year!!!!! Wow, am so relieved I could just break a tear!!!!!!!
Only glitch though is that I will now be working with an ex shag mate of mine that got hired shortly after I left for my not-so-green-pastures earlier on this year - and will possibly be neighbours with him!!!!!! Talk about complications.......... anyways, I will just have to deal with it and set ground rules!
1. What happened then (and two weeks ago) must not affect the working relationship.
2. Since we now have to keep things all so proffessional now, no more bonking like crazy monkeys.
3. We can do the whole " drinks after work" thing, but bear in mind that I am also attractive to other people so no jealous fits when I am beng macked on. LoL
4. am still thinking of more rules to set............ and also wondering how will I behave when his pregnant GF comes around and I am there - guilt written all over my face coz I know that I had been shagging her man like crazy!!!!! Oh my........ what is a girl to do?
My next post will have details of what I have been up to!
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Howdie Bloggers.......... it has been a while!
Wow, a lot of things are happening........... it's like I cannot keep up anymore!
Updates coming up soon + my other take on relationships (from expirience in the last few months)!
Updates coming up soon + my other take on relationships (from expirience in the last few months)!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
On this tip right here..........
Life is some what weird and we are constantly trying to understand how other things came to be! Then you find friends that add more confusion to your life and some of those friends in their own confusion indirectly find a way to clarify yours!!!!!
I liked what my one friend (whom I may add - I had a crazy crush on and was perving on the whole weekend) said that we are winners by the time we are concieved coz out of the millions of sperm cells that came charging for that egg, we - you were the victorious one!!! Clearly there is nothing that we cannot do, we put ourselves down by second guessing ourselves when it comes to the dreams we have!
How often do we ask ourselves - how did that person over there make their millions and I cannot!!!!
Mina, on the other hand have night mares of people asking me why I am so afraid of what I can become..............
That question hits me everytime it crosses my mind and funny enough I still haven't done anything about it, instead I have opted to put myself in a frustrating position by getting an ordinary job that pays a salary that vanishes after a few days and have put myself at the mercy of other people - peaple that will decide when I must have my lunch break or what I should wear to work. Where I cannot leave work before 4pm unless I am sick.......................
That is utter BULLSHIT that I am trying to get away from.
I am now doing something about it!!!!!
Now........
on a lighter note -
This past weekend was one heack of a productive one for me and the boys~
3 video shoots in one weekend, a lot of hard work def went into it! We had Kliff & Vovo trying to do the "swagger" thing - Gosh......
Sdunkero Also did his thing with hot, hot, hot chicks ( I got a nasty look when I called them video hoes) ha, ha, ha! I partied so much, danced so much..........
There was couple drama at our flat.... that my friends is an interesting story but I have to ask permission to go ahead and post on it!
Cool dude - Reg Gie....... also came through last weekend!
Yoooo, still on that - Friday night saw me getting mega sloshed as I was stuck in the company of 3 couples on a love tip!!!!! So I did the only thing I could do, intoxicate myself - play DJ - and go out to chill with other single people like me!!!!! But I am told that I had too much love when I got to Kwassa Grill - Hugs and Kisses were my thing nje!!!!
And Just so you know - If you think God does not exist, then you are still sleeping............. how I get home from these parties sometimes is unbelievable - especially if I am side walking to my car!!!!!
Live life, love it and smile ~
I liked what my one friend (whom I may add - I had a crazy crush on and was perving on the whole weekend) said that we are winners by the time we are concieved coz out of the millions of sperm cells that came charging for that egg, we - you were the victorious one!!! Clearly there is nothing that we cannot do, we put ourselves down by second guessing ourselves when it comes to the dreams we have!
How often do we ask ourselves - how did that person over there make their millions and I cannot!!!!
Mina, on the other hand have night mares of people asking me why I am so afraid of what I can become..............
That question hits me everytime it crosses my mind and funny enough I still haven't done anything about it, instead I have opted to put myself in a frustrating position by getting an ordinary job that pays a salary that vanishes after a few days and have put myself at the mercy of other people - peaple that will decide when I must have my lunch break or what I should wear to work. Where I cannot leave work before 4pm unless I am sick.......................
That is utter BULLSHIT that I am trying to get away from.
I am now doing something about it!!!!!
Now........
on a lighter note -
This past weekend was one heack of a productive one for me and the boys~
3 video shoots in one weekend, a lot of hard work def went into it! We had Kliff & Vovo trying to do the "swagger" thing - Gosh......
Sdunkero Also did his thing with hot, hot, hot chicks ( I got a nasty look when I called them video hoes) ha, ha, ha! I partied so much, danced so much..........
There was couple drama at our flat.... that my friends is an interesting story but I have to ask permission to go ahead and post on it!
Cool dude - Reg Gie....... also came through last weekend!
Yoooo, still on that - Friday night saw me getting mega sloshed as I was stuck in the company of 3 couples on a love tip!!!!! So I did the only thing I could do, intoxicate myself - play DJ - and go out to chill with other single people like me!!!!! But I am told that I had too much love when I got to Kwassa Grill - Hugs and Kisses were my thing nje!!!!
And Just so you know - If you think God does not exist, then you are still sleeping............. how I get home from these parties sometimes is unbelievable - especially if I am side walking to my car!!!!!
Live life, love it and smile ~
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